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29 May 2007, 6:55 pm

Pet food and a cookbook.

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29 May 2007, 6:56 pm

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A hamster and a jar of Vaseline.

Is Vaseline flammable?

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29 May 2007, 6:56 pm

A DIY Brewery kit and methylated spirits.

God, I'm enjoying this thread.....

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29 May 2007, 6:57 pm

0_equals_true wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

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A hamster and a jar of Vaseline.

Is Vaseline flammable?

Just trying to think of anything but the blue answer....

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29 May 2007, 6:58 pm

Cat food and rat poison...

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29 May 2007, 6:59 pm

Quatermass wrote:

Just trying to think of anything but the blue answer....

Well, stop.

Adult diapers and a BB gun.

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29 May 2007, 7:01 pm

gun and ammo :lol:

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29 May 2007, 7:01 pm

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Cat food and rat poison...

Oh, come on people!! !! Think of something more creative! Douglas Adams did these with his Hitch-Hiker's books. He called Zaphod Beeblebrox's reverse numbering of his ancestors (he was ZB the First, his father was ZB the second, etc) was due to an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine, while Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged gained his immortality thanks to an ornery particle accelerator, a liquid lunch, and two rubber bands.

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29 May 2007, 7:02 pm

A water pistol and caustic soda.

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29 May 2007, 7:03 pm

a Styx album and a sterio :lol:

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29 May 2007, 7:04 pm

Tabasco and a fork.

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29 May 2007, 7:08 pm

Whipped cream......and a whip.

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29 May 2007, 7:09 pm

Hmmm.....

A pencil and a stopwatch. (Hint: Blackadder the Third: Ink and Incapability)

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29 May 2007, 7:25 pm

A turkey baster and a pregnancy test.

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29 May 2007, 7:32 pm

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A turkey baster and a pregnancy test.

Wire hangers and a pregnancy test

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29 May 2007, 7:35 pm

A stun gun and a stethoscope.

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