Is the world really going to end next week?

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The world was supposed to end dozens of times already but I never got the memo so my world just kept on going.

Not trying to be funny or offensive, but only God knows when the world will come to an end.

-LegoMaster2149 (Written on September 21, 2017)

So the Earth is not going to change after September? The thing I read about the UK having longer winters really frightened me the most. That ain't true, is it? If the Earth was going to change making the UK have longer summers, I might think differently...

But I think the only "thing" in this whole universe that will be the cause for the end of the world is that nutty old Kim Jong Un. But let's not get too political about this.

I've been observing the weather in many places over the years---including in the UK.

Over the past 10 years:

1. The winters seem to be slightly colder than the previous 10 years (2007-2017), with a bit more snow (but very little snow over the past couple of years, especially in the London area).

2. The summers have become much warmer over the same 2007-2017 period, with less rain. Many more over 25 Celsius maximums in London from 2007-2017 than from 1997-2007.

We are undergoing global WARMING.

I remember, in the 1970s, when the UK seemed perpetually cloudy in July, with temperatures frequently below 20 Celsius for a maximum temperature.

Most of doomsayers are either paranoid and delusional or Christian evangelists who want to con the money out of gullible, paranoid and delusional people. "Money is the root of all evil and greed! Now please donate 600$ to Jim Bakker and receive buckets of chemicals that supposedly turn into food when mixed with water (that we won't send you) but it looks and tastes like warm vomit that even dogs wouldn't touch!" That makes SO much sense.

That news is all absolutely true.
The apocalpyso music will begin next week.

AND there is one more thing! Millions will die from a plague started by germs that collect on paper cash money.

Your only option?

Money will be useless in the coming apocalypse, as well as being dangerous. So take all of your money and mail it to the proper place to be hygienically incinerated. Just send it to Mr. Naturalplastic, Box 2437, Thisheretown, Texas USA. 1234567

And for gawd sakes don't delay!

The world was supposed to end in 2008 when the Large Hadron Collider was turned on.

The world was supposed to end in 2012 when the Mayan calendar did.

If the world ends next week, I'll eat my hat.

If the world ends, there will neither be a "you" nor a "hat."

Welp, if the world does end next week, I'll be going out not knowing definitively what type of fruit cake I am. Y2K... 6/6/06... 12/21/12... and many other times have not panned out, so why would this time be any different?

The world began yesterday, but we would have no idea because of the fact that we have been implanted with false memories of times before.

I don't think so.

It will end next week because North Korea & the US will be having a nuclear war

Does the world have a "used by" date stamped on it's arse?