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23 Jun 2018, 4:49 pm

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I’ve heard one of my turkeys fart.

was it a thin or thick sound?

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23 Jun 2018, 7:07 pm

Looks like the original post has been mythbusted!

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23 Jun 2018, 9:13 pm

I can't speak to whether or not birds fart. I have spent time helping to rehabilitate injured raptors such as hawks, owls and bald eagles. They eliminate waste so forcefully that their waste squirts 3-5+ feet with almost no warning. I refer to it as "waste" rather than feces because birds don't urinate that I'm aware of.

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23 Jun 2018, 9:36 pm

auntblabby wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

I’ve heard one of my turkeys fart.

was it a thin or thick sound?

I’d describe it as a “poot”.

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23 Jun 2018, 9:47 pm

Misslizard wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

I’ve heard one of my turkeys fart.

was it a thin or thick sound?

I’d describe it as a “poot”.

so it must be a female then?

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24 Jun 2018, 1:21 pm

auntblabby wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

I’ve heard one of my turkeys fart.

was it a thin or thick sound?

I’d describe it as a “poot”.

so it must be a female then?

It was the gobbler.Major Tom.

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24 Jun 2018, 5:55 pm

Misslizard wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

I’ve heard one of my turkeys fart.

was it a thin or thick sound?

I’d describe it as a “poot”.

so it must be a female then?

It was the gobbler.Major Tom.

I was joking. so major tom is the major tooter, :lol:

are they malodorous?

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24 Jun 2018, 9:50 pm

auntblabby wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

I’ve heard one of my turkeys fart.

was it a thin or thick sound?

I’d describe it as a “poot”.

so it must be a female then?

It was the gobbler.Major Tom.

I was joking. so major tom is the major tooter, :lol:

are they malodorous?

Not something I chose to investigate.

Anyway Major Tom went to turkey heaven a few years back.He expired of old age,not something most turkeys get to do.

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24 Jun 2018, 9:55 pm

Misslizard wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

I’ve heard one of my turkeys fart.

was it a thin or thick sound?

I’d describe it as a “poot”.

so it must be a female then?

It was the gobbler.Major Tom.

I was joking. so major tom is the major tooter, :lol:

are they malodorous?

Not something I chose to investigate.

Anyway Major Tom went to turkey heaven a few years back.He expired of old age,not something most turkeys get to do.

god bless you and major tom who now resides in the lands over the rainbow bridge :jester:

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24 Jun 2018, 10:43 pm

Thank you.

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27 Jun 2018, 6:43 pm

"avian flatus" and "Latvia SNAFU" are anagrams.

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27 Jun 2018, 6:45 pm

i love anagrams :heart:

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27 Jun 2018, 8:25 pm

fiber bundle wrote:

"avian flatus" and "Latvia SNAFU" are anagrams.

auntblabby wrote:

i love anagrams :heart:

"i love anagrams" = "el avian orgasm"

This coincidence is just scary.

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27 Jun 2018, 8:33 pm

fiber bundle wrote:

"avian flatus" and "Latvia SNAFU" are anagrams.

auntblabby wrote:

i love anagrams :heart:

"i love anagrams" = "el avian orgasm" This coincidence is just scary.

there is a "make a name" thread that you would excel at here.

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27 Jun 2018, 8:35 pm

Major Tom was a guy who got lost in space.

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28 Jun 2018, 8:02 am

He was the astronaut in Bowie's "Space Oddity" hit song. Not to be confused with Elton John's "Rocket Man" (the two songs kinda merge together in my mind).

But its also a good name for a "tom" turkey who ruled the roost.

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