I'm only speeding because I have to poop.

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I was riding in the pickup truck with my dad and we were driving somewhere where there were no nearby rest stops or buildings. My dad needed to use the restroom and so he pulled over the truck, got out and peed in the woods.

Happens all of the time.

But did he dump in the woods?

That's what you asked about.

i think a great thing would be to have a nice comfy dodge grand caravan with the passenger seats removed and an improvised camper setup in their place, including a secured 10 gallon bucket filled with kitty litter and a toilet seat mounted above it. i'd never have any worries on long drives. why i oughta be searching for such a vehicle this instant!

That would be a really good idea, auntblabby!

Funny this thread popped up again because I found myself in the same situation earlier today. And behold, not a mile over the speed limit and still perfectly clean and empty pants. I'm a winner!

EDIT: I can't believe this was my 100th post.

^^^congrats to you, purple