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lostonearth35
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04 Sep 2019, 3:04 pm

Why shouldn't you climb up maple trees?

Because they ma-ple (may pull) you back out of their branches.



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04 Sep 2019, 7:21 pm

A romantic city woman visited the country side. As she was admiring a huge tree she said dreamingly:
"Oh if only you could speak, I wonder what stories you could tell, oh beautiful elm!"
The farmer had overheard her and commented:
"Presumably it would say 'I am an oak'."


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