Most Impractical Pet You've Ever Wanted?

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22 Sep 2019, 8:19 am

I would kinda like a caiman which is kinda like a miniature alligator or miniature crocodile. I also would kinda like a snapping turtle.


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22 Sep 2019, 8:29 am

aquafelix wrote:
I really want a pet dragon. Is that impractical?


You cannot have a dragon as a pet because they decide if they want you as a pet.

Humans are generally not that well tolerated unless a dragon chooses to imprint.

If they are the kind who accept riders then that is a whole different ball game.

I suggest you read up on the matter first, starting with His Majesty's Dragon by Naomi Novak. One of the few educational books I can recommend.



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22 Sep 2019, 9:03 am

A Scarlet Macaw.

Major drawbacks; the screeching and the possibility of it outliving me.



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24 Sep 2019, 10:26 am

I wanted dinosaurs when I was a kid. So I needed both a time machine and way more space :lol: That fits not very practical.


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25 Sep 2019, 11:13 am

I kind of wonder what people here by impractical, because it sounds like anything other than a dog or a cat.

To me, impractical would be any animal that is:

- Too large to keep inside a human house (except for horses).

- Too dangerous.

- An endangered species.

- Sea Monkeys. :lol: Although I once saw someone on YouTube feeding some living brine shrimp, which are close relatives of Sea Monkeys, to some pet fish. 8O



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25 Sep 2019, 8:23 pm

Temeraire wrote:
aquafelix wrote:
I really want a pet dragon. Is that impractical?


You cannot have a dragon as a pet because they decide if they want you as a pet.

Humans are generally not that well tolerated unless a dragon chooses to imprint.

If they are the kind who accept riders then that is a whole different ball game.

I suggest you read up on the matter first, starting with His Majesty's Dragon by Naomi Novak. One of the few educational books I can recommend.

Thanks for the practical tips Temeraire. It sounds like you have given a lot of thought to the whole dragon-pet, pet dragon issue