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16 Jun 2020, 8:59 pm

Q: Do you have a drinking problem?
A: No, I figured it out.

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22 Jun 2020, 1:02 pm

What do you call a Scientologist elf?

Elrond Hubbard.

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22 Jun 2020, 6:16 pm

Schmeckle says I that I sound like a mix of Cage and Bizarre only dumber;
but i know that lyrically i've got appeal for old heads like i'm asking for a gummer

old heads = older hip-hop fans, not to be confused with how granny's made so many friends at the old folks home

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04 Jul 2020, 7:01 am

What's the best guitar tuning for playing Christmas carols?

Hawaiian A Major.

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11 Jul 2020, 3:30 pm

This "fine bad" pun appeared as an image in a sleep dream: A crescent-shaped book made into a brush - that is the pages extended out of a book cover in order to function like a brush.

I felt myself mention, "talk-about brushing-up on reading!" - I remember a few quiet laughs in the background as responses.

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