Page 2 of 2 [ 29 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2

Jiheisho
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 21 Jul 2020
Age: 60
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,507

19 Aug 2020, 9:52 pm

Oh_no_its_Ferris wrote:
A wasp expert walks into a record shop and asks the owner if they have the new edition of wasp sounds 2020.
The shop owner asks if they would like to listen to it before he buys.

The wasp expert agrees and the record is played.
The wasp expert is horrified stating that in all his years of being a wasp expert, he has never heard anything as far from wasp sounds in his life.

The record shop owner looks confused until he notices something.

"Sorry" says the record shop owner, "I was playing it on the bee side!"


You didn't bumbled that one...it certainly stung.



auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,608
Location: the island of defective toy santas

19 Aug 2020, 10:00 pm

Jiheisho wrote:
Oh_no_its_Ferris wrote:
A wasp expert walks into a record shop and asks the owner if they have the new edition of wasp sounds 2020.
The shop owner asks if they would like to listen to it before he buys.
The wasp expert agrees and the record is played.
The wasp expert is horrified stating that in all his years of being a wasp expert, he has never heard anything as far from wasp sounds in his life.
The record shop owner looks confused until he notices something.
"Sorry" says the record shop owner, "I was playing it on the bee side!"

You didn't bumbled that one...it certainly stung.

i sorta wish you had said "that was awful!" so i could have replied, "yeh, awful GOOD!" :mrgreen:



jimmy m
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Jun 2018
Age: 76
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,533
Location: Indiana

19 Aug 2020, 10:50 pm

Not really allergic. I have been stung many times in the past. Now normally they just leave me alone unless I get too near their nest. When I was young I was playing in a tree and dropped a nest of yellow jackets. I had around 40 stings all over my body. That was painful.

Many of the wasp on our property have hives buried underground. Normally there is a hole and the wasps fly in and out, especially in the morning or at dusk. Some of the holes are 2 or 3 inches in diameter and hundreds of wasps will fly in a steady stream for an hour. My wife gets stung almost every year and she is allergic. She has found an efficient way of killing off a hive. She waits until all the wasp are inside the hive at night and then pours in gasoline in the hole(s). She just pours in the gasoline and the vapors kills them.


_________________
Author of Practical Preparations for a Coronavirus Pandemic.
A very unique plan. As Dr. Paul Thompson wrote, "This is the very best paper on the virus I have ever seen."


auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,608
Location: the island of defective toy santas

19 Aug 2020, 11:00 pm

i would feel more confident if i lit a match afterwards [armed with a garden hose should it get out of control] :idea:



BenderRodriguez
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 9 Feb 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,343

20 Aug 2020, 5:59 am

auntblabby wrote:
one hot summer day, pre-a/c, i was driving with the windows down, and a bee flew in, bounced off my cheek and somehow rolled down the back seat where it proceeded to sting me in the tuchas through 2 layers of denim, involuntarily the cheek that it stung made that leg stomp down onto the gas, and if i had not then been stopped at a stoplight in neutral, i would have caused a wreck. that one was like a thunderclap and it smarted something fierce.

8O
Dude, I'm glad you're OK.

I remember reading a rather interesting article about finding insect bites on people who have been in "inexplicable" car crashes.


_________________
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." Aldous Huxley


Oh_no_its_Ferris
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Aug 2020
Age: 53
Gender: Male
Posts: 728

20 Aug 2020, 6:08 am

When I was in the looney bin , they let me out on day release and I got stung by a bee. When I told the nurses on my return they watched me like a hawk for hours like I was on suicide watch.


_________________
Release me from moral assumption
Total rejection total destruction


auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,608
Location: the island of defective toy santas

20 Aug 2020, 7:20 am

BenderRodriguez wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
one hot summer day, pre-a/c, i was driving with the windows down, and a bee flew in, bounced off my cheek and somehow rolled down the back seat where it proceeded to sting me in the tuchas through 2 layers of denim, involuntarily the cheek that it stung made that leg stomp down onto the gas, and if i had not then been stopped at a stoplight in neutral, i would have caused a wreck. that one was like a thunderclap and it smarted something fierce.

8O Dude, I'm glad you're OK. I remember reading a rather interesting article about finding insect bites on people who have been in "inexplicable" car crashes.

thank you :)
Image



jimmy m
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Jun 2018
Age: 76
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,533
Location: Indiana

20 Aug 2020, 7:22 am

About 8 hours after the two bites I can hardly even tell I was bitten. Rubbing moist Aspirin into the sting is a lifesaver.


_________________
Author of Practical Preparations for a Coronavirus Pandemic.
A very unique plan. As Dr. Paul Thompson wrote, "This is the very best paper on the virus I have ever seen."


Wolfram87
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Feb 2015
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,976
Location: Sweden

20 Aug 2020, 7:27 am

Oh_no_its_Ferris wrote:
blazingstar wrote:

Wasps are amazing pollinators. They are also great predators in the world of insects. Some parasitize caterpillars, decreasing crop pests. Wasps are food for many birds. They are also fascinating to watch. :D


I'll let them off this time then :jester:

You're saying you'll let them bee?


OT I suspect what little pollinating they do does not compensate for all the bees they hunt and kill.


Also, eusocial wasps are day-flyers, so assaulting the nest is best done nighttime to ensure no survivors.


_________________
I'm bored out of my skull, let's play a different game. Let's pay a visit down below and cast the world in flame.


auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,608
Location: the island of defective toy santas

20 Aug 2020, 7:48 am

jimmy m wrote:
About 8 hours after the two bites I can hardly even tell I was bitten. Rubbing moist Aspirin into the sting is a lifesaver.

i'll have to remember that, i wonder if a ground up advil will work as well?



Misslizard
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jun 2012
Age: 60
Gender: Female
Posts: 20,481
Location: Aux Arcs

20 Aug 2020, 12:04 pm

In the old days an old biddie or codger would have spit tobacco juice on it.
Bentonite clay will pull out the poison and a cousin swears by applying ammonia on a cotton ball.Some use baking soda.
I’m allergic to yellow jackets and red wasps, known as waspers here.If I get stung around the head I swell up and have to inject an epipen and go to doctor.
The others don’t cause problems for me.
A cheap non toxic wasp spray is plain rubbing alcohol in a spray bottle, or if there is a can of hairspray, that works also.
I don’t trust Ferris with the hairspray, he might light it and make a torch.Seems like the type that would like flamage.


_________________
I am the dust that dances in the light. - Rumi


DeepHour
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 1 Jun 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 84,354
Location: United Kingdom

20 Aug 2020, 4:51 pm

I was sitting in the school library in November 1972, when I felt a sharp painful sensation in my calf. I looked down and saw a wasp on the floor, and instinctively stamped on it. I wasn't really in very much discomfort - the biology teacher applied some sort of lotion to the sting, and that was the end of it. First and only time I ever experienced an insect sting, though I did once fall into a bed of nettles, which was far more unpleasant. I also regret killing the wasp, even now.


_________________
On a mountain range
I'm Doctor Strange


Oh_no_its_Ferris
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Aug 2020
Age: 53
Gender: Male
Posts: 728

20 Aug 2020, 5:00 pm

Misslizard wrote:
I don’t trust Ferris with the hairspray, he might light it and make a torch.Seems like the type that would like flamage.


Do you know another Ferris or do you mean me Miss Atomic Breath :P


_________________
Release me from moral assumption
Total rejection total destruction