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24 Aug 2020, 5:02 pm

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence.

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24 Aug 2020, 5:03 pm

A Jewish romance.
"Oh, Chaim, Chaim, I'm so hot... please, help me take my shirt off!"
"Oh, Chaim, Chaim, I'm so hot... please, help me take my stockings off!"
"Oh, Chaim, Chaim, I'm so hot... please, help me take my skirt off!"
"Oh, Chaim, Chaim, I'm so hot... please, help me take my panties off!"
"Now, Chaim, take what you want!"
So he took the TV set.

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24 Aug 2020, 5:07 pm

Goodnight... and thanks!

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24 Aug 2020, 6:38 pm

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are brunettes, and one is a blonde. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the blonde delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off". The brunettes, all moved by the blonde's speech, start clapping.

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24 Aug 2020, 10:35 pm

I walked into a lot of weirdness. :lol:

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24 Aug 2020, 10:49 pm

why did the chicken cross the friggin road?

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25 Aug 2020, 12:52 am

How to curse a tea:

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