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Do you know the truth?
YES 28%  28%  [ 5 ]
Yes 11%  11%  [ 2 ]
Well now I do! 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
Ahhhhhhhhh! 17%  17%  [ 3 ]
What's going on? 17%  17%  [ 3 ]
I'm blissfully unaware and intend to remain that way 22%  22%  [ 4 ]
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18 Nov 2020, 1:13 pm

I know the truth about simple tips YouTube channels.



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18 Nov 2020, 6:50 pm

I know the TRUTH about one lie about cakes.

"German chocolate cake" has nothing to with Germany.

It was invented in the 1930s in Oklahoma by an American named "German". And it was originally called "German's chocolate cake".

The nation of Germany doesnt seem to have made much contribution to cake technology.

Nor to use of chocolate in ice cream either. Except for one recipe: fake spaghetti.

It's popular in Germany to eat ice cream that looks like a plate of spaghetti: vanilla for the pasta, chocolate mimics the meatballs, and strawberry ice cream mimics the tomato sauce. So there you have it. Not only can you have a roll of toilet paper thats really a cake, but you can have a spaghetti dinner that's really ice cream! The lies just multiply!



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18 Nov 2020, 6:54 pm

Fnord wrote:
There is no spoon, either.

Quite right.

Pass the fork.



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18 Nov 2020, 7:21 pm

beady wrote:
Maybe cake is better than truth.

it is (in my opinion) if you have ever been to a Jehovah Witness meeting.*

*Jehovah Witnesses refer to their version of Christianity as "The Truth",
seeing themselves as having the only true interpretation of Christianity,
and thus, being the chosen people of Jehovah.

Which i note is a common trait among cult followers.

Despite this view, I have no problem with people following the teachings of
the watch tower. Freedom to choose what religion you follow (as long as you are not
hurting anyone) is a fundamental right for all members of humanity, at least
in the free world! Keep on rockin in the free world!



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18 Nov 2020, 7:32 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
I know the TRUTH about one lie about cakes.

"German chocolate cake" has nothing to with Germany.

It was invented in the 1930s in Oklahoma by an American named "German". And it was originally called "German's chocolate cake".

The nation of Germany doesnt seem to have made much contribution to cake technology.

Nor to use of chocolate in ice cream either. Except for one recipe: fake spaghetti.

It's popular in Germany to eat ice cream that looks like a plate of spaghetti: vanilla for the pasta, chocolate mimics the meatballs, and strawberry ice cream mimics the tomato sauce. So there you have it. Not only can you have a roll of toilet paper thats really a cake, but you can have a spaghetti dinner that's really ice cream! The lies just multiply!


Oooh very interesting stuff!

I found a picture of the delicious spaghetti lies:
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18 Nov 2020, 7:36 pm

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(Voiceover: "Happy birthday to me ... Happy bir ... Hap ... aww, forget about it!")


GGGRRRRRrrrrrrrr.......... :evil:


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18 Nov 2020, 8:11 pm

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18 Nov 2020, 8:30 pm

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Yuᶜ⁄ₘᵏ⁄ₘy~ :P :skull:


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18 Nov 2020, 8:59 pm

If "Everything Is A Lie" is literally true then it is also a lie that everything is a lie ...
and at this point I'm going to stop thinking and go glue some parts to a model rocket.


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18 Nov 2020, 9:04 pm

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18 Nov 2020, 9:05 pm

kitesandtrainsandcats wrote:
If "Everything Is A Lie" is literally true then it is also a lie that everything is a lie ...
and at this point I'm going to stop thinking and go glue some parts to a model rocket.


Yes you're getting it 8)



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18 Nov 2020, 11:08 pm

Okay, now this one found me 8O
Am I being monitored and provided relevant images to further enhance the thread for the amusement of the bored NSA agents? 8) :lol:

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19 Nov 2020, 5:40 am

This thread is freaking me out.

And making me hungry.



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19 Nov 2020, 9:31 am



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21 Nov 2020, 9:37 am

naturalplastic wrote:
I know the TRUTH about one lie about cakes.

"German chocolate cake" has nothing to with Germany.

It was invented in the 1930s in Oklahoma by an American named "German". And it was originally called "German's chocolate cake".

The nation of Germany doesnt seem to have made much contribution to cake technology.

Nor to use of chocolate in ice cream either. Except for one recipe: fake spaghetti.

It's popular in Germany to eat ice cream that looks like a plate of spaghetti: vanilla for the pasta, chocolate mimics the meatballs, and strawberry ice cream mimics the tomato sauce. So there you have it. Not only can you have a roll of toilet paper thats really a cake, but you can have a spaghetti dinner that's really ice cream! The lies just multiply!


Mind blown.

Best cake I ever had was in Germany.



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21 Nov 2020, 10:16 am

^ What kind of cake was it?