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Smelena
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08 Sep 2007, 2:58 pm

richardbenson wrote:

i'd have that lasik eye surgury so i wouldnt have to wear glasses :wink:

My husband had that done in 2000 and he now has perfect vision.

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08 Sep 2007, 3:05 pm

Todd489 wrote:

I'd get lots and lots of professional guitar lessons. Noone cares what you look like if you can shred like a Motherf***er.

f**k yeah!

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08 Sep 2007, 3:09 pm

I would just like to screw my head onto a different body and have done with it... My face is OK... But I have a figure like a 36 year old instead of a 19 year old and I am very android shaped...
I look in the paper and I see the girls all my age on page 3... They all look like princesses... All so beautiful... I think "No one will ever want me if I don't look like they do because in everyone else's eyes I mustn't exist"... It just gives me even more incentive to slice my arms, breasts and stomach with a razorblade...

I love my scars... They are the prettiest thing about me... But I will probably hate them later...

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08 Sep 2007, 3:11 pm

I'd get a tail. Prehensile.

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08 Sep 2007, 3:25 pm

TheOddSockGirl wrote:

OddSockGirl I have seen you and your one of the prettiest women I have ever seen in my life
and NO I am not just saying that
I really really mean it.
I've seen page 3...meh...your better then them in my book

I dont want a girl who looks like them
they are ugly in my eyes!
you are beautiful!

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08 Sep 2007, 4:17 pm

I would try and gain weight, maby 30 lbs so I can weight 185 lbs at 6'1".

im scrawny :cry: , and i wish i could force feed myself back in time when I was little so I would grow right, heh.

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09 Sep 2007, 7:12 am

x i'd get a decent amount of fat removed from my cheeks...buccal fat removal, is it? i have bubble-cheeks, and trust me, it's not flattering of half your face is over-expressive, and the other half "dead". i'm seriously getting it done when i have the fundage...which likely won't be until after college...siiiiiiiiigh.
x facial hair removal
x i'd do whatever i could to make the scars on my arms and shoulders less noticeable
x i MIGHT consider rhinoplasty

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09 Sep 2007, 7:19 am

I would get a voice trasplant. So I would sound like Barry White.

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09 Sep 2007, 7:38 am

Fangs and retractable claws.

Maybe some bat-wings and a tail as well.

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09 Sep 2007, 8:05 am

I'd buy food and feed the starving.

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09 Sep 2007, 8:20 am

id buy a paraleel univerrse and make ducks the superior race

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09 Sep 2007, 9:53 am

richardbenson wrote:

i'd have that lasik eye surgury so i wouldnt have to wear glasses :wink:

I would get the surgery so I could ditch the glasses and enjoy rollercoasters again.

Tim

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09 Sep 2007, 12:05 pm

I'd take the money and start a garage. Eventually when I was financially secure i'd get a tail like a cat.

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09 Sep 2007, 12:41 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

richardbenson wrote:

i'd have that lasik eye surgury so i wouldnt have to wear glasses :wink:

I would get the surgery so I could ditch the glasses and enjoy rollercoasters again.

Tim

You know they make little straps that secure the glasses to your head, right? They cost about $2.50.

I worked at Cedar Point last summer and I managed to ride 13 coasters with my glasses on.

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09 Sep 2007, 1:10 pm

I'd spend the money on a motorcycle.

I have a large nose. Kinda like Dustin Hoffman, but bigger. Someone else would probably spend the money on a nose job if they were in my position. But not me. I couldn't care less. I have other priorities.

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09 Sep 2007, 2:07 pm

Breast reduction surgery...

Seriously!

not srsly...

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