The George W. Bush and Dick Cheney Love Thread.

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09 Sep 2007, 5:44 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

On the Daily Show, there was a debate as to why Fahrenheit 9/11 was rated R, rather than PG-13.

One of the reasons was scenes featuring Topless Cheney. And they showed a black bar covering his pectoral area.

I always refer to our vice president as Topless Cheney. On my way to Wichita Falls, there is a boat ramp in Corsicana (about 50 miles south of Dallas) called the Cheneyboro Boat Ramp. I told my dad that shirts are illegal there.

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I always refer to him as Dick 'the dick' Cheney or for short, The Dick

It just seems to fit, doncha think???

I love W and The Dick so much, I'm debating moving to another country just to be further away from them!! !

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09 Sep 2007, 5:45 pm

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Who will win the next US presidential election?

Hilary Clinton.

Why? Because you've all been very, very bad boys, and you must be punished...

http://hillarynutcracker.com/completelynuts.html

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09 Sep 2007, 5:46 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:

MrSinister wrote:

Anubis wrote:

Who will win the next US presidential election?

Hilary Clinton.

Why? Because you've all been very, very bad boys, and you must be punished...

http://hillarynutcracker.com/completelynuts.html

Cmon, Baphomet! Hillary is creepy!! !

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09 Sep 2007, 6:08 pm

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of Dick in the Bush, pukey as it is.

BTW, Dickless Cheney can't shoot at quail. Dan Quayle left office. Not so dumb, eh?

Note that GW also stands for "Gee Willikers", "Golly Wompus", "Grants Wishes", "Grant's Whiskers", "Gravy Wrinkles", "Get Wanked" and "Green Wart".

MADDuck, that is one disturbing avatar. I love it.

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09 Sep 2007, 6:10 pm

MysteryFan3 wrote:

Thanks!! ! the admins don't like it much, but I love it, it fit's how I feel before I was put on AD's ! !!

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09 Sep 2007, 7:17 pm

edal: Hey, I didn't vote for him. I'm an Aussie. You guys can clean that mess up on your own.

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09 Sep 2007, 7:23 pm

In 2008, I'm voting for Bill Richardson because he looks like John Belushi.

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09 Sep 2007, 7:42 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:

One's named Dick, the other Bush. They were made for each other. They make passionate love in the oval office nightly. Anyone else that knows details about their love should share it on this Dick and Bush Love thread.

I know he left office 3 years ago, but doesn't Colin Powell get any love?

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09 Sep 2007, 11:16 pm

werbert wrote:

GoatOnFire wrote:

I know he left office 3 years ago, but doesn't Colin Powell get any love?

*SECRET* Don't tell anyone, but Dick sometimes goes to the gay underworld to cheat on his beloved Bush with Colin. *SECRET*

I once saw a T-shirt for sale in Key West with this caption: "Dick, Bush, Colin, are these really the people we want leading our country." In hindsight I should have bought it.

That trio could be used for the three types of people speech from Team America as well.

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10 Sep 2007, 1:33 am

Well maybe if Cheney, Dubya and Powell had gone hunting, it would have come out like this:

Dick shoots, misses Bush and hits Colon. That'll teach Powell to bend over......

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10 Sep 2007, 8:19 am

A+ to both of you.

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10 Sep 2007, 3:05 pm

This pic made me laugh.

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10 Sep 2007, 3:10 pm

edal wrote:

You voted them in, now accept the consequences.

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No, I didn't.

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11 Sep 2007, 9:14 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

In 2008, I'm voting for Bill Richardson because he looks like John Belushi./quote]

I really hope you are kidding. After his gaff about homosexuals, I no longer like him. What a buffoon.

kittenfluffies wrote:

edal wrote:

You voted them in, now accept the consequences.

No, I didn't.

Neither did I. I could not believe he won a second term. But then again, they used Gay Marriage to turn out the religious nuts. Of course, there was also the voter fraud in liberal precincts in Ohio, which was the deciding state.

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11 Sep 2007, 1:51 pm

werbert wrote:

A+ to both of you.

Coming from you that means a lot. Now I'll try to earn it.

Dick has these things called press secretaries. Scott and Tony to be precise, they are white as Snow and are known for spinning tales. Their main goal is to get in to Bush's inner circle. Dick betrayed them however. Dick sent his white tale spinners in the direction of Colin. Scott and Tony have no idea what creek they are heading towards out the backdoor.

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11 Sep 2007, 11:40 pm

IdahoRose wrote:

I think they're both funny.

I think their both a joke. Can I say that in a 'love' thread? Does politics and the expression of 'love' even mix? :roll:

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