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GalileoAce
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02 Aug 2005, 9:05 am

Oh no! She's jead dim!

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02 Aug 2005, 12:32 pm

Ten thousand drunken trashed out apartment buildings



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02 Aug 2005, 12:36 pm

Refrigirator, attack ATTACK!! !! !!



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02 Aug 2005, 2:27 pm

meh?


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02 Aug 2005, 3:03 pm

Beware the giant pumpernickel printer god


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02 Aug 2005, 3:38 pm

realign the plasma transjector manifold grid!! ! utilise tachyonic stabilisation to prevent chroniton leakage!! ! FULL POWER TO IMPULSE!! !



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02 Aug 2005, 3:54 pm

Serissa wrote:
*gets shot by an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle* Aaagh! I'm bleeding! My organs are fine- so are my pianos- but Ralphie punctured a vital organelle! My mitochondia is ruptured! I'm dying! but I have good news- I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! As I breathe my last breath, remember, I always loved you.... less than Angelina Jolie... *makes guinea pig noise* *dies*


OMG! You killed Serissa! You b******! !!


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02 Aug 2005, 10:45 pm

I don't mind resorting to Cannibalism...is that random enough?


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02 Aug 2005, 11:58 pm

hale_bopp wrote:
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YOU'RE NOT PUTTING THAT IN MY MOUTH!! !


Dear god.


I just have a dirty mind.

You must have contracted that from Vetivert! :lol:



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03 Aug 2005, 12:27 am

Upmost and fruitless bareness prevaded
every inch of the ( ) and subltly the
corruptive thoughts of ( ) fill the moloculed
crevises, and inspire ( ) as the fluctuation
enlarges or enflames the ( ) upon the
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and so forth....!



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03 Aug 2005, 1:05 am

That's a great signature Sean :D!


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03 Aug 2005, 1:40 am

Sean wrote:
hale_bopp wrote:
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YOU'RE NOT PUTTING THAT IN MY MOUTH!! !


Dear god.


I just have a dirty mind.

You must have contracted that from Vetivert! :lol:


Why? It's always been there.



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03 Aug 2005, 1:45 am

Sean wrote:
hale_bopp wrote:
Captain_Brain wrote:
YOU'RE NOT PUTTING THAT IN MY MOUTH!! !


Dear god.


I just have a dirty mind.

You must have contracted that from Vetivert! :lol:


PMSL!

(actually, i WAS going to reply to that particular post, but - by a supreme effort of self control - i didn't).

anyway, sean, my mind ain't dirty - it's filthy. ;)



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03 Aug 2005, 1:58 am

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Los cucarachas no puede nadar en el bano.


Damn you`re right, I tried putting one in the sink and it totally drowned. I had to blow into its sides to keep it alive.

Bright towels, bright shoes, my mom brought bright shoes from work, she works in the... hello, my name is 2004. I`m cooking pizza as I`m writing this. It`s hard you know, cuz I have to think about the pizza cooking itself in the oven as I`m saying this this this... girls have a c**t, it's something... something to let anyone in, it`s not like deep space or big bang.



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03 Aug 2005, 2:13 am

If you were a really big twinkie, would you eat yourself?

I would probably start to, realize in horror what I was doing, try with all my might to tear myself away, use all my willpower to restrain myself, and then, in a frenzy of utter abandon, pig out. Or maybe I'd just eat the cream filling.



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03 Aug 2005, 2:50 am

In my freshmen English class, we had an assignment called 'Rotten Poems', which are basicaly random poems following very small guidelines. Well, here they are:

THE ODYSSEY OF MY MIND

In the odyssey of my mind,
The taste of the sight of my smell,
I like to run,
I will sleep tomorrow.

THE BLACK HOLE OF MY MIND

In the black hole of my mind,
The taste and smell of my cranium,
I like to read books,
Some day I'll graduate from High School, hopefully.

THE DEEP OCEAN OF MY MIND

In the deep ocean of my mind,
The sight of giraffes and dinosaurs,
I like to look at the stars,
Someday I'll snap out of it.


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