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benjimanbreeg
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23 Nov 2007, 7:43 pm

KindaRetarded wrote:
I was at a 21st birthday party at a very small bar/lounge venue that was a very cosy place. Throughout the night a very cute bartender chick had been serving me, and we chatted and got along well. So towards the end of the night, while another bartender was serving me, I asked him if he knew weather she was single or not. and he said "You're asking the wrong guy". Turns out I asked her boyfriend weather she was single or not. Very embarrassing.


Yeah, I wouldn't know what to do next.



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23 Nov 2007, 9:42 pm

This just happened minutes ago.

I'm playing the drums and my sister comes downstairs and looks in the fridge.

"Did you eat my pudding?!"
"Yes."
"WHY?!?"
:roll:
"It's MY pudding!"
"It's just a pudding..."
"Well if it's JUST a pudding, WHY didn't you go out and buy your own?!"
"Well that would be too much trouble for just a pudding..."
*sister storms off*
*I continue playing the drums*

hehehe. :twisted:

This incident actually mirrors one that happened last week.

It's 4am and I'm hella thirsty, water won't do me, I need something sweet. Check the fridge, theres a bottle of lemonade but theres only a tiny bit left, just enough for a gulp. I drink it.

Later that afternoon...

"Did you drink my lemonade?!"
"Yes."
"WHY?!?"
:roll:
"It's MY lemonade!"
etc etc.


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