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19 Feb 2008, 12:26 am

Mendori wrote:

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Thanks for sharing that with us.

The question was asked.

Or was it rhetorical?

Look this is how I end up taking things to extremes.

It its all "ooh ahh fresh mountain springs!" when you're in pain then maybe it'll feel good when everythings fine.

My friend got nothing out of her muscle relaxers when her back was laid up but took 'em for fun after.

By the way I hope your butt feels better it must suck.

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19 Feb 2008, 3:14 am

This has to be one of the funniest threads I've read here in a while.

re: recreational use.... didn't Richard Gere use live suppositories?

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19 Feb 2008, 5:34 am

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This has to be one of the funniest threads I've read here in a while.

re: recreational use.... didn't Richard Gere use live suppositories?

live WHAT?
or were they defused?

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19 Feb 2008, 6:26 am

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19 Feb 2008, 9:57 am

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I remember my mom shoving stuff up my butt.

So do I...and I assure you, it's NOT a pleasent memory!

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19 Feb 2008, 11:30 am

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I have an internal hemroid and it itches like an SOB

Is that how you got your username?

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19 Feb 2008, 11:32 am

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*Missing having a gerbil*

That was random.

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19 Feb 2008, 12:42 pm

digger1 wrote:

I have an internal hemroid and it itches like an SOB so I went out and bought some suppositories and put one in when I got home.

It feels really weird but nice.

I'm gettin' old. I'm a week or so away from exiting the "young adult" demographic.

gives new meaning to the username of 'digger'

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19 Feb 2008, 12:56 pm

That's... Interesting. I've never had to use a suppository before. I hope I'll never have to for fear that it might be unpleasant, but part of me is curious as to what it feels like.

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19 Feb 2008, 1:43 pm

Wise man say...."Suppositories are a pain in the ass..."

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19 Feb 2008, 1:47 pm

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gives new meaning to the username of 'digger'

HA! Ure funny!

and cute

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19 Feb 2008, 2:00 pm

ya well your too old for her gramps. shes more around my age :geek:

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19 Feb 2008, 2:02 pm

nah, not hitting, complimenting.

Gramps... :roll:

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19 Feb 2008, 4:20 pm

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ya well your too old for her gramps. shes more around my age :geek:

wtf IS that? a ribbon..??

anyway. you're both too old for me. each guy i dated, at the time i started dating them, was a few months from turning 21.

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19 Feb 2008, 6:35 pm

its a beautiful geek of course. wich i might add i strike a uncanny resemblince too

how old you you think i am?

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19 Feb 2008, 7:44 pm

Brittany2907 wrote:

TrueDave wrote:

I remember my mom shoving stuff up my butt.

So do I...and I assure you, it's NOT a pleasent memory!

Why were YOU watching me and mom?

You guys WILL NOT fight over who gets to hit on the cute girl in a thread called" my first suppository"! SHAME :oops:

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