What kind of sick twisted freak are you?

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A pretzel with measles.

No, that's pepperoni. I'm a pizza flavored pretzel.

uh... a pretzel with the flu.

What kind are you looking for?

We make trouble for moose and squirrel.

A pretzel with cheese.

I love those movies and I have, at times, had the same desire.

Now I'm the kind of sick freak that collects animal skulls, watches documentaries about autopsies, and enjoys keeping a container full of grubs and feeding them to a legless lizard.

I'm looking for the kind that can keep thier mouth shut, work quickly and get paid by the hour.


By the way after watching Alive, about the trapped soccer players you just gotta ask yourself could you?
Well I thought about it. (Hey thinking about its no crime Its sharing it with strangers that gets you maced.)
I wouldnt call myself homophobic, but I just don't think I could bring myself to eat another guy.

To put it short: I'm the kind of sick, twisted guy who could freak someone out in vent or teamspeak just by saying a few words. I'm good at thinking up disturbing things to say on the spot

I'm the kind that giggles and whisper to people sitting next to me "That is SO not the sound that makes!" while watching the Saw movies...

I have a mental-handicap, a fascination with knives and have expressed that I like the taste of blood... If that was everything you knew about me... what kind of a psycho would want to be around me?

The kind that talks about medical procedures and the human body in graphic detail when someone is eating. Also, the kind that complains when the blood/guts in horror movies isn't "realistic" enough. I used to like discussing various ways to kill oneself, until my mom was phoned by the school counselor. ^^; Not to mention my "questionable artwork" that I make when depressed/pissed. *shrug* I'm morbid, what can I say?

-Mist

"You talk the talk but do you walk the walk?"

I fantasise about pulling TrueDave's avatar
into my body caressing his sweet curves
oh
oh
oh
satisfying myself on his altar
i needmore of this

The kind of sick and twisted freak that thinks serial killers have adequate reasons to kill...well, some of them anyway.

I'm the freak my parents warned me about .

I'm the kind of sick fangirl who likes drawing mpreg (male pregnancy) pics of my favorite characters from anime and videogames.

Apparently, there are a whole slew of other girls who do this on DeviantArt as well. I've seen some pretty weird stuff, most notably pregnant Optimus Prime. At least the characters I draw are human-like (I say human-like, because my subjects are usually shinigami or vampires). Except for Ryuk... Well, he's a shinigami, but he definitely doesn't look like the humanoid shinigami of Bleach... Ah, forgive my rambling.

The kind that looks perfectly normal on the outside.