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Usagi1992
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11 Oct 2008, 8:40 pm

All right, let's get all the bad tree puns over with now:

I don't wanna go out on a limb, but I wood like to get to the root of the problem. I'd be a sap if I decided to leaf. As forest that's concerned, I'll try to cedar thing through fir sure. If knot, I'll be pining and weeping. I'd much rather take a bough, oak-ay?

Cool! Now we can go on without having to read any more of those. :P :lol:

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11 Oct 2008, 11:41 pm

The value of my Mutual Pund fell 15%!


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12 Oct 2008, 2:21 am

Just popped in my head.... :idea:


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12 Oct 2008, 12:56 pm

Usagi1992 wrote:
All right, let's get all the bad tree puns over with now:

I don't wanna go out on a limb, but I wood like to get to the root of the problem. I'd be a sap if I decided to leaf. As forest that's concerned, I'll try to cedar thing through fir sure. If knot, I'll be pining and weeping. I'd much rather take a bough, oak-ay?

Cool! Now we can go on without having to read any more of those. :P :lol:

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Ahh, you're all bark and no bite. It's time to branch out, and get to the heartwood of the matter! And that's oak-kay by me!

(I know, these are all old chestnuts...)


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12 Oct 2008, 4:25 pm

What did the platoon get for the captains birthday?
A Sir-prize!
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12 Oct 2008, 4:26 pm

this is so ironic i have to get an iron to iron my clothes


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12 Oct 2008, 9:43 pm

^ Did you 'steel' that one Straps? :roll:


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13 Oct 2008, 11:42 am

It takes a lot of brass to prove your metal like that. I give it a tin out of tin!


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