en_una_isla wrote:
My obsequious sidekick or more obsequious than your obsequious sidekick.
I have no sideskicks. I prefer to have allies that I keep close watch over. If I want someone to faun over me, let it be an enemy who I have crushed.
So...
Do you care to be obsequeous, or do you care to join with me, as an equal, for WRONG PLANET-WIDE DOMINATION?? HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA!
You have only this one opportunity to side with me, and this is granted only because you were pollysyllabic. This pleases me. It is the mark of intelligence. I seek this in allies. -nods evil approval-