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werbert
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29 Nov 2006, 1:13 am

I will give werbert a Dane Cook CD, so he can hear the only person in America who is even less funny that he is. :lol:

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29 Nov 2006, 1:16 am

werbert wrote:

I'm taking your flyspray and giving it to Beelzebub.

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Make mine a super frapalapi with double cream lots of Aspartame choc chip cookies a lump of lard and make it a big one

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29 Nov 2006, 2:23 am

A medical degree (majoring in proctology)

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29 Nov 2006, 5:43 am

A box of rain.

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29 Nov 2006, 5:50 am

A day trip to... ooh, the Shetland Islands...

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29 Nov 2006, 5:52 am

Enron stock.

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29 Nov 2006, 5:53 am

A female Austin Powers who has a strong Mojo.

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29 Nov 2006, 9:46 am

blue_bean wrote:

A medical degree (majoring in proctology)

Thankyou, my first patient shall be Jaguars_fan on whom i shall conduct an anal cavity probe.

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29 Nov 2006, 9:51 am

For cockneyRebel, a lifetime supply of free proctology treatments. I trust however that her proctus is in fine order so she may donate her pressie to "potus".

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manalitwist
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29 Nov 2006, 9:56 am

Tequila wrote:

A bouncy castle with a penis on the end.

This will be my "tool", my "instrument" of choice that i shall use to operate on Jaguras_fan. I trust Werbert will not mind if i borrow it?

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29 Nov 2006, 1:03 pm

<3 SANTA IS COMING FOR YOU! <3

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29 Nov 2006, 1:27 pm

Milton_Mancream wrote:

<3 SANTA IS COMING FOR YOU! <3

Wow! Whoa! Hot is not the word. I am going to recruit this being as my assistant, my nurse if you will. He shall join Jaguars_fan in the treatment castle for enhanced proctoligical therapy.

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29 Nov 2006, 2:10 pm

A taco with chilli peppers Jalepeno peppers and 4lbs of beef wrapped in a Souvlaki wrapped in a pizza, topped with habernaro sauce, then stuffed in a turkey, and deep fried in George Clooney's oven.
It may taste okay, but the heartburn kills.

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