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Ana54
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14 Nov 2007, 8:10 pm

In Soviet Russia...

The judges pay the government...

the TV watches you...

the radio listens to you...

the lights turn you on...

drugs take you...

and THE COPRSES BURY YOU!!!1111ELEVENONE

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14 Nov 2007, 8:18 pm

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил,
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

ohh brings a tear to your eye

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14 Nov 2007, 8:25 pm

In Soviet Russia, is where Lilja 4-ever takes place.

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14 Nov 2007, 8:43 pm

In Soviet Russia, the cake lies to YOU!!

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14 Nov 2007, 8:47 pm

greenblue wrote:

In Soviet Russia, is where Lilja 4-ever takes place.

I still have yet to see that
too frightened

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14 Nov 2007, 11:46 pm

In Soviet Russia Wrong Planet obsess over YOU

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15 Nov 2007, 12:22 am

The guns shoot you.

That one should be obvious.

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15 Nov 2007, 3:52 pm

The pronunciation of 'Aspie' would be spelt something like 'Ocnbl' in the Cyrillic
alphabet

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I have lost the will to be apathetic

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15 Nov 2007, 4:07 pm

The pronounciation of 'Aspie' would be spelt something like 'Ocnbl' in the Cyrillic
alphabet

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I have lost the will to be apathetic

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15 Nov 2007, 8:35 pm

In Soviet Russia Hard drive format you......

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15 Nov 2007, 8:52 pm

In Soviet Russia trash collects you!

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15 Nov 2007, 9:30 pm

In Soviet Russia MP3s download YOU!

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16 Nov 2007, 1:43 am

In Soviet Russia, drawing scans you!

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16 Nov 2007, 2:10 am

In soviet Russia Cat Eats YOU

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16 Nov 2007, 3:46 am

In Soviet Russia... nah, I'm not gonna say it. Too emotionally sick for many here.

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16 Nov 2007, 5:04 am

in soviet Russia, TV watches YOU.

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