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01 Feb 2015, 12:51 pm

you're like a squirrel with an acorn fetish... you're f*****g nuts



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01 Feb 2015, 12:57 pm

You don't sweat so much for a fat girl.



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01 Feb 2015, 12:59 pm

you get hot and sweaty over fat girls



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01 Feb 2015, 1:00 pm

Even the old folks drive faster than you.



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01 Feb 2015, 1:02 pm

They could break an anvil with a rubber hammer.

(That was said to me by a sandwich shop owner about the local college students years ago. He had a microwave oven to heat up sandwiches for those who wanted them warmer and someone had managed to break it.)



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01 Feb 2015, 1:10 pm

eric76 wrote:
Even the old folks drive faster than you.


Even women talking on the phone, while simultaneously putting on make up and eating tacos drive faster than you :P



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01 Feb 2015, 1:12 pm

you have hard taco shell puncturing your esophagus.

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01 Feb 2015, 3:01 pm

so THAT's why you look like that....from eating all those tacos 8O



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01 Feb 2015, 3:42 pm

your large intestine is occupied, and your small intestine is full of chime.



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01 Feb 2015, 3:44 pm

You're a platypus



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01 Feb 2015, 3:51 pm

you're an onomatopoeic vibration.



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01 Feb 2015, 4:48 pm

Your ex-wife ages like a fine wine. You age like goat milk and oysters.



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01 Feb 2015, 4:56 pm

The dirt under your fingernails could be used to cover a landfill.


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01 Feb 2015, 5:16 pm

an old favorite- "(his argument is thinner)... than the homeopathic soup made by boiling the bones of the ghost of a chicken that starved to death."



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02 Feb 2015, 2:35 am

you burp like old beaver :P



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02 Feb 2015, 2:42 am

actually, I do :oops: or like an old boar :hic:

anyways, you have fat hair :mrgreen: