iamnotaparakeet
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10 Aug 2007, 2:57 pm
CockneyRebel
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10 Aug 2007, 4:39 pm
I've re-joined Weight Watchers, and that's good. 
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10 Aug 2007, 5:38 pm
10 Aug 2007, 7:53 pm
I can't sleep!
Same here, but its also kind of mixed with uncertainty in a way you know?
I agree, there is always the uncertainty factor though.
I confess that I think she's just purposely trying to mess with me.
iamnotaparakeet
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10 Aug 2007, 8:07 pm
10 Aug 2007, 8:18 pm
I confess that when in Asda(uk Walmart) yesterday evening, I picked my nose, and because I had no tissue, I wiped the result on the back of a DVD and put it back on the shelf 
10 Aug 2007, 8:43 pm
That's funny.
10 Aug 2007, 9:33 pm
I can't sleep!
I confess that I've been there (I can sleep again now, sometimes). It's cool.
I confess that it bothers me that a show today was using the terms "raped" and "molested" interchangably, as they are not the same thing.
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10 Aug 2007, 9:36 pm
i confess im going to go spend the nite/weekends with my sister at her house, we are leaving shortly and i need to pack my stuff 
10 Aug 2007, 9:41 pm
I confess that in the last week I have carefully planned:
3 murders
1 kidnapping
2 DIY offensive weapons
1 minor genocide (sounds a bit ambitious I know, but I plan these things pretty thoroughly )
2 blackmailings
7 suicides (not gonna happen though, I'm too stubborn )
Thankfully, I have a reasonable quantity of self-restraint, so nobody has died yet although that screaming coming from my wardrobe is getting really annoying 
10 Aug 2007, 9:48 pm
3 murders
1 kidnapping
2 DIY offensive weapons
1 minor genocide (sounds a bit ambitious I know, but I plan these things pretty thoroughly
)2 blackmailings
7 suicides (not gonna happen though, I'm too stubborn
)Thankfully, I have a reasonable quantity of self-restraint, so nobody has died yet
although that screaming coming from my wardrobe is getting really annoying Ok, now i'm concerned that we live so close.
iamnotaparakeet
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10 Aug 2007, 9:54 pm
Good Going! Keep up the good work! Down with Wal-Mart!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !
10 Aug 2007, 10:11 pm
Luckily for the world, I don't have any evil minions yet
I'm thinking of advertising for some when I get back to Uni:
"WANTED: Evil Minions.
No health insurance.
Pay non-existant.
Regular socials."
That'll probably do the trick
iamnotaparakeet
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10 Aug 2007, 10:14 pm
Luckily for the world, I don't have any evil minions yet
I'm thinking of advertising for some when I get back to Uni:
"WANTED: Evil Minions.
No health insurance.
Pay non-existant.
Regular socials."
That'll probably do the trick
You could apply for management at wal-mart if you want evil minions!! !
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10 Aug 2007, 10:19 pm
10 Aug 2007, 10:29 pm
I confess I think this is totally hilarious.
I also confess I am not concerned about my wife being in the hospital right now. I have something big happen to screw me up by getting fired and and all of a sudden she is "sick" again. This has happened so many times, that it is like the boy who cried wolf. One day, it will be for real. I suppose then, I might feel guilty about this post. Tonight, I do not.
