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DinoGirl
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22 Oct 2005, 10:53 pm

-Nausea,
-Heartburn,
-Indegestion,
-Upset Stomach,
-Diarrhea,
YAY PEPTO BISMOL!! !! !!

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23 Oct 2005, 12:02 am

Banana.

I've many-a-time heard it argued that banana is the least random thing to say.

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23 Oct 2005, 10:01 am

SpaceCase wrote:

You have 2 choices you can kiss me..or kill me!
Or BOTH!

-SpaceCase :lol:

That's THREE choices!

DinoGirl wrote:

-Nausea,
-Heartburn,
-Indegestion,
-Upset Stomach,
-Diarrhea,
YAY PEPTO BISMOL!! !! !!

<-- I actually made this as an avatar for myself on another site last year.

DinoGirl
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23 Oct 2005, 7:05 pm

Serissa wrote:

DinoGirl wrote:

-Nausea,
-Heartburn,
-Indegestion,
-Upset Stomach,
-Diarrhea,
YAY PEPTO BISMOL!! !! !!

<-- I actually made this as an avatar for myself on another site last year.

That's soo kool!! ! :lol:

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23 Oct 2005, 7:10 pm

Sluggish... like a wet sponge

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DinoGirl
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23 Oct 2005, 7:13 pm

I feel like watching "The Hunted" tonight but I can't because I don't own it and all the rental stores are closed because of Hurrcane Wilma. Blast you Blockbuster......... :evil:

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23 Oct 2005, 7:23 pm

AbominableSnoCone wrote:

Sluggish... like a wet sponge

Why is that funny?????? I mean, it is, but WHY????

American family sitcom pushing the limits of aesthetic taste=Fat guy, skinny wife.

MUFFINS ARE SUSPRISINGLY HIGH IN CALORIES

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23 Oct 2005, 7:40 pm

DinoGirl wrote:

I feel like watching "The Hunted" tonight but I can't because I don't own it and all the rental stores are closed because of Hurrcane Wilma. Blast you Blockbuster......... :evil:

Is Kazaa still working? :twisted:

eMule would take too long

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23 Oct 2005, 7:41 pm

Serissa wrote:

MUFFINS ARE SUSPRISINGLY HIGH IN CALORIES

From a chemistry standpoint, a calorie is the amound of energy that it takes to raise one gram of water by 1° celcius. Dietary calories are worth 1000 calories by the scientific definition, so muffins are actually higher in calories than you think they are.

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DinoGirl
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23 Oct 2005, 7:51 pm

I have a sudden craving for muffins....

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23 Oct 2005, 7:57 pm

do you remember those old commercials for Hawaiian Punch? where the Hawaiian Punch guy would ask someone "How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?" and then the other person would say "Sure!" ? And then the Hawaain Punch guy would punch them in the face?

In retrospect, that guy was kind of a dick.

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23 Oct 2005, 9:25 pm

Whoops, Dart in your ass!

((I'm feeling very random tonight))

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25 Oct 2005, 6:49 pm

Those that can not stand upon their own two fingers shall not crying out pain as their knuckles are disjointed my the weight of their own bodies resting upon their own two fingers.

:: nods sagely ::

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25 Oct 2005, 6:52 pm

GalileoAce wrote:

What are you talking about?

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25 Oct 2005, 7:29 pm

Exactly... What am I talking about?

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25 Oct 2005, 10:04 pm

I thought you might have been talking to my doctor. That almost sounds like what he said about my arm (I am having a lot of pain).

Y

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