A king-size waffle because it has all those wonderful pockets where the sweeet, creamy,melted butter and hot, sticky syrup are just waiting...practically begging to be devoured. No! not devoured, that's too hasty; lusciously savored.
Okay,......A king-size waffle
vs.
A king-size bed
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"Honey, would you buy me some boobles for my 40th b-day?" "No way, they're too expensive. Your own baubles will have to do."