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06 Sep 2020, 9:28 pm

My NT girlfriend and I just broke up.

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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

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07 Sep 2020, 3:55 pm

I don’t need to visit the restroom.

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08 Sep 2020, 10:47 am

I am handsome

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08 Sep 2020, 11:05 am

I grew a third leg

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08 Sep 2020, 11:39 am

I ran a marathon.

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08 Sep 2020, 4:39 pm

We are all living in a simulation run by the UN.

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08 Sep 2020, 9:30 pm

I'm confident I'm autistic.

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08 Sep 2020, 9:32 pm

I was Xenia Onatopp's body double in GoldenEye.

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08 Sep 2020, 9:40 pm

I'm anxious about everything...

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09 Sep 2020, 12:23 am

my third leg is forwards-prehensile.

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09 Sep 2020, 12:32 am

auntblabby wrote:

my third leg is forwards-prehensile.

That is not cool at all.

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09 Sep 2020, 12:45 am

sorry.

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09 Sep 2020, 2:45 am

I did not do the dishes and laundry.
I did not just binge watched.
I do not feel tempted to use my contact lenses.

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09 Sep 2020, 2:50 am

i didn't recently uncover the clean surface of my bathroom sink.

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09 Sep 2020, 2:56 am

I have enough chocolates.
I did not drank any creamy coffee.

And I just punched a cactus, though that would be not characteristic of me to do. :lol:

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09 Sep 2020, 3:43 am

I don't snore

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