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26 Sep 2011, 1:16 pm

I did not have a mini nervous breakdown today. And it somehow didn't help, seeing things much less clearly right now.


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I've sprouted a magnificent set of antlers, and it's not even rutting season yet.
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26 Sep 2011, 3:26 pm

I shoved a cabbage so far up my nose that my brain fell out and now I'm incapable of doing anything that's unrelated to vegetables or gardening.



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26 Sep 2011, 3:27 pm

Dear Cornflake, when they are full- grown and the velvet is off, will you be re-naming yourself Cernunnos? Sylkat 8O



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26 Sep 2011, 4:00 pm

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Sylkat wrote:
Dear Cornflake, when they are full- grown and the velvet is off, will you be re-naming yourself Cernunnos? Sylkat 8O
Yes. Fridays only, though.


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27 Sep 2011, 1:39 am

if you eat too much oatmeal you'll turn into a horse.



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27 Sep 2011, 5:47 am

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27 Sep 2011, 5:49 am

it's not true that if you laugh too hard at lunchtime in school, milk may come running out of your nose.



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27 Sep 2011, 6:22 am

auntblabby wrote:
if you eat too much oatmeal you'll turn into a horse.


That was not funny! :lol:


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