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What evil and treacherous acts does the Sock Monster commit, to be called a Sock 'Monster', rather than a Sock 'Pest' or a Sock 'Brat'?

Sylkat

Perhaps kevinjh's Minions are actually Sock Monsters,disguised?

Sylkat

Eat wizards' and wizzards' socks.

Eat wizards' and wizzards' socks.

Poor little guys may be risking catching Athlete's Foot of the Uvula.

Sylkat

go wash ur feet!

Only necessary if you are a Wizard and only if you suspect an infestation of Sock Monsters in your mysterious domicile.

Sylkat

The uvular trill would be an interesting sound to learn and would complete the set of the three main trills (alveolar, palatal, uvular).

Someone may be trying to distract attention from who might be sending SockMonsters or Minions into people's homes or closets.......

Sylkat

I wonder if there are local shelters for unwanted Sock Monsters or Minions.....

I wonder of anyone puts bread crusts or table scraps out for strays?

Sylkat

Certainly, and that is why messy chambers tend to have socks lying around. They are primitive farms for Sock Monsters.

Thank you for elucidating upon the type of environment to create in order to properly care for Sock Monsters.
Wonder if there are breeders of Sock Monsters, or Sock Monster kennels.....

Sylkat

You suck at being rude.

Goats are infamous for their pervasive odor, their perpetually aggressive and disgruntled dispositions, and their appallingly omnivorous eating habits.

Sylkat

"Something rude."

Oh, and by the way, the average hamster smells like it has conducted multiple illicit affairs with humans that smell like the acorns from a walnut tree.

Would one be correct in assuming that the fire extinguisher worn by your Lice-harboring avatar is necessary because of its explosive and flaming flatus?

Sylkat

Would one be correct in assuming that spelling your username backwards as taklyS is symbolic of some sort of venereal disease?

Or perhaps just an illiterate's version of 'tactless.'