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16 Dec 2020, 8:33 am

Beside Angela Merkel is my mother, i have to say that Boris Johnson is my father.
Please dont spread this true gossip on the internet, otherwise the Brexit will collapse just before the finnisch.



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16 Dec 2020, 9:59 am

I have a PhD in everything.



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16 Dec 2020, 12:50 pm

Fish are telescopic.


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16 Dec 2020, 12:57 pm

Crabs are telepathetic.


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16 Dec 2020, 1:01 pm

Sea-giraffes are telecombobulic, and that is a real word.


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16 Dec 2020, 5:30 pm

I have already moved into my own apartment!


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16 Dec 2020, 7:15 pm

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!

All of that is true, I have a job (of course, I’m a lumberjack :lol: ) and I don’t have insomnia issues :lol:


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17 Dec 2020, 4:04 am

I ran the marathon today.
Even within the time limit of 2 hours.



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17 Dec 2020, 6:24 am

I can juggle twelve knives at once, but I'm not allowed to show you. For some reason, the other YouTube commentors respond with scepticism when I mention this.


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17 Dec 2020, 6:28 am

I successfully commited suicide when I was 17.


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17 Dec 2020, 6:38 am

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17 Dec 2020, 6:41 am

Biros have emotions, and so do pencils. Quills, however, do not.


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17 Dec 2020, 6:46 am

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17 Dec 2020, 6:52 am

I am pretty good at cooking Indian food



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17 Dec 2020, 11:11 am

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17 Dec 2020, 1:06 pm

I came across Jeff Bezos the other day and he gave me 100 million dollars after I asked nicely.