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20 Dec 2020, 10:59 am

Ricky Gervais will become our new Ambassador to Russia.
Within 6 months they wiIi BEG us to take him back to America and they will promise to behave themselves if we do.

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20 Dec 2020, 12:21 pm

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20 Dec 2020, 1:42 pm

The fatal overdose level of plums has not yet been established.

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20 Dec 2020, 3:04 pm

Oats are a Class A drug. It all starts very innocently with the odd flapjack between friends. Before you know it, you're huffing Ready Brek in the burnt-out remains of your life. Trust me, I know.

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20 Dec 2020, 6:21 pm

Eccles cakes really do contain dead flies.

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The full moon of every month in the sky should be considered an alcoholic beverage.

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20 Dec 2020, 11:36 pm

maycontainthunder wrote:

I chew my fingernails

Me too, I love the sensation. I also adore the feeling of cotton balls against my fingernails, I shiver in delight just thinking about it.

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21 Dec 2020, 11:23 am

Cornflake wrote:

The fatal overdose level of plums has not yet been established.

Wait a minute...

you're suppose to lie in this thread.

So ..the fatal overdose level of plums HAS been established???????

So ...exactly how many bushels of plums does it take to kill a healthy adult human?

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21 Dec 2020, 11:29 am

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So ...exactly how many bushels of plums does it take to kill a healthy adult human?

It takes fewer if you drop them from higher.

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21 Dec 2020, 11:35 am

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21 Dec 2020, 12:19 pm

Double Retired wrote:

naturalplastic wrote:

So ...exactly how many bushels of plums does it take to kill a healthy adult human?

It takes fewer if you drop them from higher.

I think I'll go with this... :lol:

Actually, hang on - as the stones of plum and other fruits contain cyanide they could be lethal, but you'd really have to work on it. It seems that 100 pits or so should do it so yes, the lethal does has been established and my lie stands! :nerdy:

This, among others: https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/health ... poisonous/

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22 Dec 2020, 2:08 am

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