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22 Dec 2020, 8:32 am

^ I can attest. :lol:
I like 15 celsius and I know what 15 fahrenheit feels like.


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22 Dec 2020, 10:23 am

Cattle deflate when left outside.


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22 Dec 2020, 11:10 am

I did not accidentally broke my sister's arm at some point. :o


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22 Dec 2020, 11:22 am

Cornflake wrote:
Cattle deflate when left outside.


Each time a cow goes moo they are covering a fart



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22 Dec 2020, 11:43 am

London is my level of speed. Faster than a speeding train.


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22 Dec 2020, 12:17 pm

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22 Dec 2020, 12:32 pm

Moose are lighter than air.


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23 Dec 2020, 3:03 pm

As soon as the year changes, the world will enter a reset state, and we’ll get to start things over again. Nothing will remain the same, because the year will change.


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23 Dec 2020, 3:03 pm

Donald Trump has never told a lie.


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23 Dec 2020, 3:05 pm

I am not being watched by Dog V4 who does not want something out the treat on my desk.



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23 Dec 2020, 3:14 pm

My dog has not been following me around for the past half hour looking for a treat.


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23 Dec 2020, 3:25 pm

Elon Musk is planning to build a new space shuttle that will carry ten cows into space. The experimental craft will be powered by methane gas "passed" by the cattle, and harvested through intake pipes into the shuttle's combustion chambers.

If successful these orbiting cattle will be the first "herd shot round the world".



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23 Dec 2020, 3:40 pm

Dog V4 and I did not fart duel while watching Gold Rush



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23 Dec 2020, 9:35 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
...If successful these orbiting cattle will be the first "herd shot round the world".

you oughta regale your radio listeners with that one! :lmao:



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23 Dec 2020, 10:59 pm

Joe Biden is not a racist.


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23 Dec 2020, 10:59 pm

The hippie movement never happened.


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