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27 Dec 2020, 5:09 am

I've been puking whole eggs and fruits this Christmas and New year.

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27 Dec 2020, 5:25 am

I don't want more Christmas cake.

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27 Dec 2020, 7:29 am

I came from 2021, 6 months after today.

World societies died with a deadly plague. 90% of people are dead.

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27 Dec 2020, 10:08 am

I've eaten enough chocolates today.

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27 Dec 2020, 11:44 am

Everyone in WP is known for abducting premature mice, plucked straight from their supposedly still gestating mothers' wombs.

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27 Dec 2020, 12:00 pm

Edna3362 wrote:

Everyone in WP is known for abducting premature mice, plucked straight from their supposedly still gestating mothers' wombs.

Not me, I go for the humans :twisted:

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27 Dec 2020, 12:02 pm

I don’t need to lose any weight. Needing to lose weight is also something I’m very accustomed to, as I have been overweight for my whole life until I had chemo.

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27 Dec 2020, 12:34 pm

Nothing as refreshing as family Christmas!

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27 Dec 2020, 2:05 pm

I lost weight by moving to Mars! :alien:

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27 Dec 2020, 5:59 pm

Double Retired wrote:

Cornflake wrote:

I have no arms or legs. Or torso.

Well, no surprise. :-?

A Site Admin would be one of the head people around here, right? :salut:

I haven't just been on a virtual tour of Mars. :alien:

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27 Dec 2020, 6:55 pm

I died 13 years ago- I only just noticed. I was wondering what the smell was. Oh well. So it goes.

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27 Dec 2020, 8:38 pm

I was never born.

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27 Dec 2020, 8:47 pm

i am a prince with a castle on Deimos, and have a controlling interest in Phobos.

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28 Dec 2020, 2:48 am

I get married yesterday, and after our honeymoon i want be divorced, as soon as possible.

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28 Dec 2020, 10:22 am

Cornflake wrote:

I haven't just been on a virtual tour of Mars. :alien:

I hope you hated it!

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28 Dec 2020, 12:35 pm

I'm going to divorce my husband and then marry him again just to have another wedding party!

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