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28 Dec 2020, 12:54 pm

I'll be sleeping in the fridge tonight.

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28 Dec 2020, 1:02 pm

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I'll be sleeping in the fridge tonight.

Preparation for your trip to Mars, I presume?

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28 Dec 2020, 7:06 pm

The earth is actually a simulation created by the UN.

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28 Dec 2020, 11:06 pm

dragonsanddemons wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

Everyone in WP is known for abducting premature mice, plucked straight from their supposedly still gestating mothers' wombs.

Not me, I go for the humans :twisted:

You must be a tiktik if you don't eat them.

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29 Dec 2020, 12:22 am

New Year's Day is my favourite holiday. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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29 Dec 2020, 12:25 am

i don't dread new years' day and the new year, in the same manner as i dread getting a shot at the doctor's office.

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29 Dec 2020, 4:27 pm

Lady Gaga is Harrison Ford's father.

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29 Dec 2020, 4:31 pm

My PC is powered by three hundred hamster wheels running and five hundred RPM.

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29 Dec 2020, 5:16 pm

Double Retired wrote:

Cornflake wrote:

I haven't just been on a virtual tour of Mars. :alien:

I hope you hated it!

Oh I did, I did. Bloody terrible it was.

But I have now been fully fireproofed.

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29 Dec 2020, 5:54 pm

I'm incapable of respecting and pitying someone at the same time.

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29 Dec 2020, 6:55 pm

I am getting plenty of sleep while I can, like a sensible person.

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30 Dec 2020, 12:33 pm

I wish I was from Earth.

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31 Dec 2020, 1:36 am

It IS very easy to manually wash and dry blankets, towels, thick jogging pants and denim with my bare hands.

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31 Dec 2020, 2:01 am

i always thought i'd get shot hips before i turned 60.

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31 Dec 2020, 10:11 am

Wombat-baiting is a noble sport of kings.

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31 Dec 2020, 4:19 pm

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