Edna3362 wrote:
.. A table is not a drum.
And certainly that a drum is not a table.
Unless someone literally made something like that...

But I like drumming on the table!

Come on, I can't be the only one here.
awkward facepalm wrote:
if you are not rich. and the weather is too hot and you don't own an air conditioner in your room. but you have a small fridge.
you will pray and ask god to make you small as small as a ring, and then you will be able to stay inside the fridge, but there will be one problem:
the fridge door will be too heavy for your new small size.
solution is: you will open the fridge before you start to pray, open the fridge first and then ask god
another problem: (inside the fridge you will get bored quickly) ,also maybe it is too cold inside the fridge and your clothes no more fit you since you are very small now.
wait i will post a solution
LOL I like it! How about, ask God to shrink your clothes, your jacket, and your tablet to be small along with you? And put the smallness on a timer?

Kiprobalhato wrote:
my GF made me a neu york style cheesecake for my birthday. with cherry and everything.
it's the best thing in the world BUT......it makes me extra pressured to make something equally as awesum for her on her 18th next month.
ah, jeez.
Yeah, I know the feeling. Amazing at first! And then, oh no! What am I gonna do?
Hmm, what am I gonna do, sounds like the theme of my life right now. I have lots of choices to make, and yet I don't feel ready to make any of them. But at a certain point, I have to just take action. I'm not going to go into all the details here, but I bet other people have been there.