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07 Jan 2021, 11:18 pm

and he is not laying low now.



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08 Jan 2021, 12:08 am

auntblabby wrote:
the year is really 5782.


Dang, I really need to reset the time circuit in my TARDIS.


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08 Jan 2021, 12:10 am

dragonsanddemons wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
the year is really 5782.


Dang, I really need to reset the time circuit in my TARDIS.

that is in pre-christ time, whatever that is called. the actual year is 5781 if you live in israel. no lie.



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08 Jan 2021, 12:16 am

Barb and I will remain friends forever.


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08 Jan 2021, 4:00 am

Not PMSing.
Not sleep deprived.
Not drunken any more coffee.

Didn't do it on purpose. Except the first one -- that's totally voluntary.


AND SO MUCH FUNNNN!! !! ! :x :drunken: :cheese: :shaking2: :compress: :wall:
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08 Jan 2021, 4:05 am

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Below you see my arm.

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This is not an arm.


Your right, its my privat airplane.



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08 Jan 2021, 12:17 pm

^ Nonsense. That's clearly my earlobe.


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08 Jan 2021, 12:22 pm

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09 Jan 2021, 1:31 am

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09 Jan 2021, 2:28 pm

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09 Jan 2021, 3:17 pm

As of before, I feel crappier.


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09 Jan 2021, 3:39 pm

I'm Charles, the Prince of Whales. Not to be confused with that old British dude, the Prince of Wales.


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09 Jan 2021, 3:52 pm

I'm a microphone and you're the speaker.
The ones who are supposedly speaking to the mic are the giraffes.


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09 Jan 2021, 4:12 pm

Giraffes? Giraffes! are terrible.


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11 Jan 2021, 6:52 pm

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