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This world of 2023 is no place for unknown soldiers, especially those of my caliber. I'll see you all in Heaven. I can't even be myself here.

Here's something for you all to remember me by:

I apologize for the meltdown I had a few hours ago. I've been depressed due to the economy and unemployment and some problem I have. After dealing with society and all the gross things that come along with it, It's nice to come to a place where I can be myself. The world is a dangerous place. I need a place where I can feel safe. I was beginning to think that WP would be better off without me. I swore a couple of times as well. I apologize for that. I must have scared away a lot of people last night. I was convinced that I had no place here or in a world that's postmodern. I've changed my mind. I don't want to die.

Konata is too relatable.

I love Konata.

I am a huge fan of the Planet of the Apes series, even though I have not watched all of the movies.

I am looking forward to seeing the new movie Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
which is set for release on May 24th.

I had a Planet of The Apes game that was made for the Nintendo Gameboy Advance. It was based on the first Planet of The Apes movie.

Come March, I'll be back in green. I'll be wearing so much green and the pea hat to go with it, that people will be fainting as they scream, "Sweet Pea!."

It's really going to happen.

How about a blue starfish TV set?

Pink earthworm telephone pole

I saw this really weird but funny video game on YouTube where you play a nanny looking after Baby Hitler. Who has the mustache and stuff. And then a talking chinchilla shows up and tells you people from the future keep traveling back in time to kill Baby Hitler and that she was Hitler's nanny who got turned into a chinchilla by time assassins, and then you travel back in time and the new nanny sees herself as a young girl trying to get a boy to like her but it fails hilariously, then they go back to the present and the boy shows up at Baby Hitler's house. He is now an old guy but somehow has a very shapely butt (maybe he got implants when he grew up), and the new nanny tries to get him to go on a date with her and, well like I said, the game is weird. Butt funny.

Do I need to binge another liter of ice cream to quell my heartburn for another 5 days?

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