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25 Jan 2021, 1:07 pm

Leonard Nimoy is a wasp, and so is my dog.


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25 Jan 2021, 1:11 pm

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IsabellaLinton finds totally nothing interesting in 19th and early 20th century literature.


Can't stand it! Bring on Lord of the Rings!


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25 Jan 2021, 2:24 pm

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth of Great Britain has just given birth to a baby boy called Dave, weighing in at ten stones.
Her Majesty had an uneventful pregnancy, Prince Philip is delighted to be a father again at such a late stage in his life and Prince Edward is glad he is no longer the youngest of the family.
The Queen, her baby and Prince Philip are now resting in a shipping container in Dover and all are said to be well.



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25 Jan 2021, 2:38 pm

The Legend of Zelda is very boring game series that has done nothing to influence other RPGs because it's just that bad.



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25 Jan 2021, 2:49 pm

diagnosedafter50 wrote:
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth of Great Britain has just given birth to a baby boy called Dave, weighing in at ten stones.
Her Majesty had an uneventful pregnancy, Prince Philip is delighted to be a father again at such a late stage in his life and Prince Edward is glad he is no longer the youngest of the family.
The Queen, her baby and Prince Philip are now resting in a shipping container in Dover and all are said to be well.


I was parasailing near the shipping container, and I overheard that the baby's father is an international drug smuggler.
That's part of why they're keeping it quiet, and not releasing photos.


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25 Jan 2021, 4:40 pm

Coffee is not bitter at all and tastes really nice. It doesn't make me feel straight up sick at all.



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25 Jan 2021, 5:30 pm

I too not only can drink coffee, but love it! Can’t imagine it tasting so bad to anyone that they physically cannot swallow it.


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25 Jan 2021, 5:35 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
diagnosedafter50 wrote:
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth of Great Britain has just given birth to a baby boy called Dave, weighing in at ten stones.
Her Majesty had an uneventful pregnancy, Prince Philip is delighted to be a father again at such a late stage in his life and Prince Edward is glad he is no longer the youngest of the family.
The Queen, her baby and Prince Philip are now resting in a shipping container in Dover and all are said to be well.


I was parasailing near the shipping container, and I overheard that the baby's father is an international drug smuggler.
That's part of why they're keeping it quiet, and not releasing photos.

Sorry you got it wrong.
Fake news, it's everywhere :x
If you do your research you will find that Prince Philip is an inter-galactic dog smuggler-not an international drug smuggler.
You won't find this anywhere on the internet, it's word of mouth and it came from the horse's mouth, I visited the Royal Stables, and although the horses are sworn to secrecy, Author, the Autistic horse, who cannot lie to save his life eventually told me after much persuasion.



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25 Jan 2021, 5:39 pm

I hate animals, especially dogs.



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25 Jan 2021, 5:40 pm

diagnosedafter50 wrote:
Sorry you got it wrong.
Fake news, it's everywhere :x
If you do your research you will find that Prince Philip is an inter-galactic dog smuggler-not an international drug smuggler.
You won't find this anywhere on the internet, it's word of mouth and it came from the horse's mouth, I visited the Royal Stables, and although the horses are sworn to secrecy, Author, the Autistic horse, who cannot lie to save his life eventually told me after much persuasion.

I definitely am not disappointed that we don't have a "like" button here and that little tidbit totally didn't just make my day. :wink:



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25 Jan 2021, 5:44 pm

Some joker called in Wuhan was preparing the best April fool EVER!! !! He took so long to devise his April fool for 2020 the he started in 2019.
He was going to spread it around the world that there is a virus called coronavirus.
He named the coronavirus so, after his 6 legged beloved horse, who is called Corona.
He wanted it to sound convincing and as there are a large proportion of English speaking people in the world, he invented the acronym COVID which stands for
Convincing
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25 Jan 2021, 6:34 pm

pain is not a pain. :|



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25 Jan 2021, 6:53 pm

HeroOfHyrule wrote:
diagnosedafter50 wrote:
Sorry you got it wrong.
Fake news, it's everywhere :x
If you do your research you will find that Prince Philip is an inter-galactic dog smuggler-not an international drug smuggler.
You won't find this anywhere on the internet, it's word of mouth and it came from the horse's mouth, I visited the Royal Stables, and although the horses are sworn to secrecy, Author, the Autistic horse, who cannot lie to save his life eventually told me after much persuasion.

I definitely am not disappointed that we don't have a "like" button here and that little tidbit totally didn't just make my day. :wink:

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to contradict or insult you or poke fun at your autism. I am also autistic. Asperger's.
I just couldn't resist adding to your story, it seemed like fun at the time.
Sorry for any offence caused, - peace to you.



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25 Jan 2021, 6:59 pm

diagnosedafter50 wrote:
HeroOfHyrule wrote:
diagnosedafter50 wrote:
Sorry you got it wrong.
Fake news, it's everywhere :x
If you do your research you will find that Prince Philip is an inter-galactic dog smuggler-not an international drug smuggler.
You won't find this anywhere on the internet, it's word of mouth and it came from the horse's mouth, I visited the Royal Stables, and although the horses are sworn to secrecy, Author, the Autistic horse, who cannot lie to save his life eventually told me after much persuasion.

I definitely am not disappointed that we don't have a "like" button here and that little tidbit totally didn't just make my day. :wink:

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to contradict or insult you or poke fun at your autism. I am also autistic. Asperger's.
I just couldn't resist adding to your story, it seemed like fun at the time.
Sorry for any offence caused, - peace to you.

Oh no, I thought what you said was funny! I was trying to follow the theme of lying about things, and was lying about not liking it. Sorry about that.



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25 Jan 2021, 7:22 pm

The movie "Ghostbusters" does not have one ghost or poltergeist in it.


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25 Jan 2021, 9:25 pm

My left pinky is not swollen like hell!