IsabellaLinton wrote:
diagnosedafter50 wrote:
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth of Great Britain has just given birth to a baby boy called Dave, weighing in at ten stones.
Her Majesty had an uneventful pregnancy, Prince Philip is delighted to be a father again at such a late stage in his life and Prince Edward is glad he is no longer the youngest of the family.
The Queen, her baby and Prince Philip are now resting in a shipping container in Dover and all are said to be well.
I was parasailing near the shipping container, and I overheard that the baby's father is an international drug smuggler.
That's part of why they're keeping it quiet, and not releasing photos.
Sorry you got it wrong.
Fake news, it's everywhere
If you do your research you will find that Prince Philip is an inter-galactic dog smuggler-not an international drug smuggler.
You won't find this anywhere on the internet, it's word of mouth and it came from the horse's mouth, I visited the Royal Stables, and although the horses are sworn to secrecy, Author, the Autistic horse, who cannot lie to save his life eventually told me after much persuasion.