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28 Jan 2021, 8:53 am

I didn't smile when i saw the video below.



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28 Jan 2021, 5:38 pm

^ Neither did I. It was really depressing.


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28 Jan 2021, 6:04 pm

I have consumed the nature of the afterlife within my soul. It's power courses through my body, destroying what is weak and forging superior replacements that can withstand the otherworldly strength no mere mortal could ever hope to control. I am God made in flesh. Realise my presence and weep.


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29 Jan 2021, 3:18 pm

I've just returned from a round-the-world cruise on an ocean liner! It's a popular thing to do right now. We saw all the world's most famous port cities: Kathmandu, Moscow, Ulan Bator, Quito, Timbuctu, Salt Lake City, Prague, Kabul....


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29 Jan 2021, 3:19 pm

I hate dogs, and think they are stupid and smelly. :evil:



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29 Jan 2021, 4:42 pm

A couple of shoe-boxes make perfectly adequate footwear.


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30 Jan 2021, 6:02 pm

Cornflake wrote:
A couple of shoe-boxes make perfectly adequate footwear.


I'll 'ave you know I grew up in a shoebox, and there were plenty of room for the twelve of us. Mind, that were before Da lost 'is job down't pit. 'E reckons 'e dropped it somewhere and it rolled away.


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30 Jan 2021, 6:38 pm

I love a nice coffee of cup.


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30 Jan 2021, 7:17 pm

PhosphorusDecree wrote:
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A couple of shoe-boxes make perfectly adequate footwear.

I'll 'ave you know I grew up in a shoebox, and there were plenty of room for the twelve of us. Mind, that were before Da lost 'is job down't pit. 'E reckons 'e dropped it somewhere and it rolled away.
Grew up? Luxury.
Some of us are still waiting to be fertilised.


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30 Jan 2021, 8:16 pm

Abortion is the best thing that ever happened.


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31 Jan 2021, 9:47 am

Cornflake wrote:
PhosphorusDecree wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
A couple of shoe-boxes make perfectly adequate footwear.

I'll 'ave you know I grew up in a shoebox, and there were plenty of room for the twelve of us. Mind, that were before Da lost 'is job down't pit. 'E reckons 'e dropped it somewhere and it rolled away.
Grew up? Luxury.
Some of us are still waiting to be fertilised.


Oh, I say grew up, but what it was, our Ma and Da molded us out of clay but couldn't afford to get life breathed into us. They kept making little clay babies in the hopes that one would start growing. Eventually they gave up and took to stretching us on a rack every year on our birthdays.


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31 Jan 2021, 8:03 pm

The spectrum isn't real! :x


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09 Feb 2021, 3:48 pm

I bought a bunch of tulips for Charles Darwin. Tomorrow I will travel for his birthday this Friday. I received a personal invitation to come to Shrewsbury.



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09 Feb 2021, 3:58 pm

Gastronomy is the study of distant gas.


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10 Feb 2021, 11:18 am

A "gastroenterologist" is called that because they enter where the gas comes out.


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10 Feb 2021, 1:20 pm

A magnificent herd of Wildebeest has just swept past my house. 8O


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