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PhosphorusDecree
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25 May 2024, 6:24 pm

You can't pick your family, but you can pick your nose.

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mgurak
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25 May 2024, 6:40 pm

PhosphorusDecree wrote:

You can't pick your family, but you can pick your nose.

I always liked "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

Anyway, my contribution:
X = RND(0) * 10 +1

For those who aren't programmers, that generates a random number between 1 and 10 inclusive.

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25 May 2024, 9:21 pm

Eedy..whap...Green Ghost whap..whap..whap.. :shrug:

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25 May 2024, 10:54 pm

How is it random, when there's already biological signs for an action to happen 1-10 seconds before it was consciously decided?

Why oh why oh why ?????

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25 May 2024, 11:18 pm

PhosphorusDecree wrote:

You can't pick your family, but you can pick your nose.

I can't pick my family, but if I could, I couldn't possibly have picked a better one.

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25 May 2024, 11:26 pm

Edna3362 wrote:

How is it random, when there's already biological signs for an action to happen 1-10 seconds before it was consciously decided?

Why oh why oh why ?????

^^^^^ This is a very good Question...?

^^^^^^

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angelsonthemoon
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26 May 2024, 1:44 pm

Teriyaki spinach with Grimace
Die and come back Finnish

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26 May 2024, 1:49 pm

angelsonthemoon wrote:

Teriyaki spinach with Grimace
Die and come back Finnish

Bars.

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angelsonthemoon
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26 May 2024, 2:55 pm

funeralxempire wrote:

angelsonthemoon wrote:

Teriyaki spinach with Grimace
Die and come back Finnish

Bars.

Thanks lol. ^-^

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26 May 2024, 6:26 pm

Pea green spider plane.

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26 May 2024, 7:59 pm

Dicombobulate Bicarbonate blob.

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27 May 2024, 12:51 am

funeralxempire wrote:

angelsonthemoon wrote:

Teriyaki spinach with Grimace
Die and come back Finnish

Bars.

Chocolate bars?

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28 May 2024, 1:36 am

Bird flu will infect and kill millions of people and animals by November because American politics have cursed everyone and everything. Where can I order a self euthanasia kit?

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28 May 2024, 11:00 am

Whirbinoculous....shall come and save all of us ...! :ninja: