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Erewhon
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21 Feb 2021, 1:34 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
I enjoy eating pizza on a daily basis! :D


I Havent eat since the first of january.
And i am not hungry.



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21 Feb 2021, 9:49 am

Try some fresh dust - it's very tasty.


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21 Feb 2021, 10:02 am

I have no compulsions and impulsions and urges. I wish I do.


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21 Feb 2021, 1:17 pm

Inertia? Moi? Never heard of it mate.


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22 Feb 2021, 6:08 am

I can play better guitar than Paul Simon :!:



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22 Feb 2021, 10:22 pm

I attended the wedding of a male relative the other day and I'm glad I went! :D

Nobody picked on me at all!


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22 Feb 2021, 11:29 pm

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23 Feb 2021, 6:45 pm

I have three legs (the fourth one dropped off).


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23 Feb 2021, 9:15 pm

Pizza is one of the most overrated foods



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23 Feb 2021, 9:16 pm

I can't wait to spay my kitten on Thursday. :(


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23 Feb 2021, 9:29 pm

I don't wanna go to my great grandmother's wake and funeral.

Never went to the wake. Torturous. I hate it. And hate everyone in there.

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24 Feb 2021, 7:28 am

I am dead. That is all.


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24 Feb 2021, 10:33 am

^ I've just seen your ghost ! 8O


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24 Feb 2021, 10:40 am

I've had a wonderful couple of days. I've not got a headache and making gold out of straw is an absolute f*****g breeze.


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24 Feb 2021, 10:58 am

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