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05 Apr 2021, 6:34 pm

I slept well.

Heck, I slept at all!


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I do not exist - but my llama Nigel most certainly does.


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08 Apr 2021, 6:34 am

There are no covid cases in my neighborhood.


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08 Apr 2021, 4:46 pm

Queen Elizabeth II is the direct descendant of a hedgehog named Alfred.


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09 Apr 2021, 4:24 pm

There is a popular French cheese, "bleu d'herrison", which is made from fermented hedgehog milk.


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09 Apr 2021, 4:32 pm

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09 Apr 2021, 5:50 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Queen Elizabeth II is the direct descendant of a hedgehog named Alfred.


Thats why the coat of arms of the nation of Great Britain is the figure of hedgehog on one side of a shield, facing the figure of an aardvark on the other.



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10 Apr 2021, 6:06 pm

^ Ah yes, with the hedgehog rampant - as opposed to Louis XII of France who used a standing porcupine.

Weirdly, the porcupine part is actually true:

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10 Apr 2021, 6:24 pm

Edna3362 wrote:
I slept well.

Heck, I slept at all!


Now that it's the weekend, I'm taking the opportunity to catch up on my sleep. It's going really well.


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14 Apr 2021, 2:29 am

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14 Apr 2021, 9:43 am

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14 Apr 2021, 3:35 pm

My NT girlfriend and I are thinking of breaking up.


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