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I live in a multi-millon dollar hot pink house and I'm surrounded by luxury and security.

superceded by reality. yes lie.

I live in a huge 3 story Victorian house with an attic no one ever goes into. The parlor has a lot of stuffed animals, and the brass plates on their bases all say 'Bates Taxidermy'. I have never gone into the basement. I believe there used to be a motel nearby.....Sylkat

^There was a motel nearby, I know because I stayed there briefly one time. The motel manager, Norman tried to get into the bathroom while I was taking a shower. But I had my trusty door jack (I never leave home without it) with me and blocked the door. Thank god I had my bag with me too. I quickly dried off and dressed and climbed out the bathroom window, snuck around to the front, made a run for my car and took off.

I've not been ill for a long time.

The maid was here today and did a wonderful job. Life is good.

i play rock and roll music through the horn in my head.

Dear Taupey, Norman? Norman Bates? Hmm, sounds somehow familiar...maybe I should check that attic, see if there are old records or newspaper clippings...I don't think I'll look for any in the basement, though, I've always just not felt comfortable going down there; I've never even unlocked the door....Sylkat

Ooh, Taupey, that was BAD!! Sylkat

I do not enjoy it at all when women flirt with me.

I decided earlier today to dye myself hot pink (my favorite color) so I would match everything else in my apartment/flat. I came out quite nice, but I wonder how long it will last before I have to do it all over again?

I love being painted with a pink brush by people who look between my legs. The more pink the paint, the better. I'm such a great liar and I don't look anything like Mick Avory. I have plucked eyebrows, blonde done-up hair and a toned body.

See?