[I was hoping for something like Justice, Order, Power, or something of that category]
Good question. Let's see...
* Vimes: I maybe very knurd, but I don't get visited by DEATH regularly.
* Mort: I wouldn't drink alcohol, especially not alcohol labeled as having, "mostly apples."
* Dios: I hate change, I wouldn't mind making myself immortal the way he did, but I have no problem with using the past tense (and its various tenses, such as the perfect, imperfect, and others)
* Mr. Teatime: I may have, "brilliant plans," (really just including common sense), have inappropriate facial expressions, and generally appear to be younger than my appearance (and peers by a year), but I am not sociopathic and I hate the thought of blood.
* DEATH: Only NT's generally make this comparison. One even went so far as to make a comparison between me and the Nightbringer.
* Windle Poons: Many NT's compare me to ghosts (not zombies), I am very conscious about how I move and feel emotions, but I wouldn't be brave enough to save people at my own potential expense.
* Susan: I'm not a girl, I am not that organized, but I have little trouble with the concept of death.
* Ponder: I'm not that social, I study harder in more subjects, I wouldn't run away from studying for alcohol I wouldn't want to touch, and I wouldn't bother staying behind to teach a deity to craft humans only as they currently are (and I'm quite cynical).
* Rincewind: (It's not running, it's high-pace walking!) I don't run, I don't fail at academics, and I wouldn't be Twoflower's guide.
* Twoflower: Foot-in-mouth happens frequently, but I neither wear glasses nor bring inordinate amounts of money.
* Luggage: I have only two legs, I'm actually very passive, but I am loyal when I decide to be.
* Auditor of Reality: Although I want to archive and audit every paper I have, I don't hate life (biochemistry=long-term special interest) and might not go insane if turned into a normal, fully-functioning human (although comprehending oxymorons and paradoxes remains difficult).
* Jeremy: I'm not obsessive about non-papers, I don't require medication (although I'd dump it if I had to take any for mental problems), but I do have strong special interests for which I sacrifice my health and a fairly good sense of time that is slower than most adolescent's perceptions .
* Vetinari: Even after skimming through Il Principe, in practice, I am too meek and unassuming to follow the book. Of course, I share the philosophy of refraining from fixing the unbroken, fixing the broken when possible, and destroying the broken when impossible.
I wonder which one I would resemble.
Same question.