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03 Sep 2021, 6:04 am

Once I had tortured someone bloody and battered with a pool noodle. It was as loud as it sounded.


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03 Sep 2021, 9:35 pm

I can make 5 minute chocolate chip cookies in 3 minutes.


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04 Sep 2021, 9:54 pm

I’m great at chases in Dead By Daylight


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04 Sep 2021, 10:49 pm

I never get depressed!



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05 Sep 2021, 2:23 am

i didn't weep when i watched "mirari" today. :|



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05 Sep 2021, 2:50 am

I'm the COVID patient zero and I also sweat in yellow.


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05 Sep 2021, 3:35 am

i sweat heavy water.



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05 Sep 2021, 4:58 am

I sweat Pepsi Max. Tastes just as good as it does out the bottle/can


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06 Sep 2021, 2:10 am

Best way to get a girlfriend is to chuck a lot of fruits and nuts to her face, by at least a meter away.


And whatever interpretation of English you have in mind by reading that sentence, is all incorrect. :twisted:


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06 Sep 2021, 3:48 am

Five minutes ago i saw the explosion of betelgeuze. The end is near, fasten your seatbelts.
With my Huawei phone is did make the foto from below.
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06 Sep 2021, 7:03 am

auntblabby wrote:
i sweat heavy water.

You must have vacationed in Chernobyl!

I found my new pet at the pound in Chrnobyl. He leaves heavy water on fire hydrants in our neigborhood.

Here is a song about him. :D



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07 Sep 2021, 10:37 pm

The earth is not the 3rd furthest planet from the sun.



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07 Sep 2021, 10:42 pm

Nukes are harmless


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07 Sep 2021, 11:04 pm

Johnny gill is actually a fish.



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08 Sep 2021, 5:11 am

My name is Inspector Pie. And I'm here to arrest you all guilty!


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08 Sep 2021, 8:14 am

There's no salt in sea water.