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16 Sep 2021, 11:44 pm

I made a big mistake, and I regret it.

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17 Sep 2021, 1:27 am

Portland (Oregon) is famous about the Port. The wine Port may only be called Port when its made in Portland.
I drink every day 2 bottles of Port, it's good for my body and brain.

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17 Sep 2021, 1:46 am

These past days are not boring days.

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17 Sep 2021, 11:34 am

I have a very deep hatred for canoeing.
The video below is therefore also the most horrible day in my earthly existence.

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17 Sep 2021, 11:39 am

George Soros hired me to assassinate Mike Pillow with one of his own pillows. George Soros is actually an alien, shape-shifting reptilian wizard from the centre of the earth. He also keeps Saddam Hussein as a pet and beats him with a wiffle bat when he soils his crate.

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17 Sep 2021, 2:33 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

I made a big mistake, and I regret it.

I have no regrets whatsoever about the mistakes I, er, have not made.

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17 Sep 2021, 2:55 pm

I'm at least 240 weeks pregnant.

Also, once I revived a chick by using necromancy on a balut egg.

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17 Sep 2021, 4:21 pm

i am not angry with verizon right now, and forevermore.

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17 Sep 2021, 4:24 pm

My throat and ears feel marvellous.

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17 Sep 2021, 4:28 pm

I have no intention eating all the ice cream and all the cakes in the fridge while everyone sleeps.

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17 Sep 2021, 8:16 pm

Cancel culture is not toxic

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17 Sep 2021, 10:06 pm

toxic masculinity is just a figment of liberals' imaginations

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17 Sep 2021, 10:07 pm

I don't feel toxic... And it wasn't my fault exactly why so.

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17 Sep 2021, 11:36 pm

World peace has finally been achieved (Lulz)

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18 Sep 2021, 9:14 am

I was not sneezing for few hours straight.

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18 Sep 2021, 11:32 pm

Octopuses are dumb and have no neurons to speak of.

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