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16 Aug 2011, 3:55 pm

The prettiest women are always the nicest.

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16 Aug 2011, 4:03 pm

I have never seen a commercial.

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16 Aug 2011, 4:04 pm

I am definitely not going to open another bottle of beer.

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16 Aug 2011, 4:04 pm

I have never exhaled. Not even once.

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16 Aug 2011, 4:14 pm

I live solely on eating paper and glass.

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16 Aug 2011, 4:17 pm

Fish are telescopic.

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16 Aug 2011, 4:23 pm

The Illuminati is a secret high stakes bridge club.

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16 Aug 2011, 4:26 pm

I have nothing else I should be doing right now.

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16 Aug 2011, 4:59 pm

I'm the king of Spain.

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16 Aug 2011, 6:12 pm

I robbed a couple of stores today.

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16 Aug 2011, 6:26 pm

I want to take another Public Speaking class.

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16 Aug 2011, 6:31 pm

Trigas wrote:

I want to take another Public Speaking class.

I like it when my sister lightly places her hand on my shoulder.

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16 Aug 2011, 6:38 pm

Today I walked faster then the speed of light.

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16 Aug 2011, 6:56 pm

I can fold a sheet of toilet paper 537 times.

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16 Aug 2011, 6:57 pm

If you rub two chocolate biscuits together you can generate enough electricity to power a 100W light bulb.

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16 Aug 2011, 6:58 pm

johnsmcjohn wrote:

I can fold a sheet of toilet paper 537 times.

Psh. I can fold a toilet 537 times.

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