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22 May 2016, 7:08 pm

A reaction video to the Season 6 Premiere of MLP.



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30 May 2016, 1:39 pm

I read a joke today about a teacher who was trying to teach her students how to discover the world through their sensory perception. She would blindfold them and have them feel things like pumice stone or pine cones and try try to guess what they were without using their eyes. And then she gave them a real treat - Life Saver candies in just about every flavor, and they had to guess the flavors just by the taste. They easily guessed cherry and lemon and mint, but when she gave them honey-flavored Life Savers the kids were stumped. She gave the kids a hint: "It's something that your mommy and daddy probably call each other". One kid promptly spat his Life Saver out and yelled to the others "Spit them out right now, they're @$$hole-flavored!!"



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31 May 2016, 1:41 am

Cockney ATMs.

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18 Jun 2016, 8:42 am

I was watching Danger Dolan and there was a list of the dumbest answers kids have given in school. Dumb and very creative at the same time. One of the questions was "Why is milk commonly given to children who have swallowed poison?" the student answered, "To make them happy before they die."

I laughed at that more than I really should have. :twisted:



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18 Jun 2016, 9:29 pm



Watching this video and then reading the comments below, I couldn't help but break out laughing.



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23 Jun 2016, 12:53 am

animation smears. i will say no more.


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24 Jun 2016, 6:28 am

Brexit and Cameron's resignation. :lol:


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24 Jun 2016, 11:46 am

Reading instructions on DIY bookbinding -

Turn the pages over, pull off the eraser and then fold over the staple ends with the blunt end of a dinner knife or your thumb nail, being careful not to break it / stab yourself.

Why the hell that was so funny I have no idea.


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24 Jun 2016, 5:21 pm

This. :mrgreen:

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24 Jun 2016, 6:32 pm

Watching The Simpsons. It was the episode where the kids create a new toy called Funzo ("Grift of the Magi") and I laughed really hard at "Funzo is soft and cuddly...with lots of firepower!" :lol:


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25 Jun 2016, 9:15 pm



this got me so bad i was cryin


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25 Jun 2016, 10:41 pm

This made me laugh uncontrollably.
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25 Jun 2016, 10:47 pm

Yum!

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26 Jun 2016, 1:00 am

The sound effects in the game Bejeweled. They sound like bombs and machine guns.


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12 Jul 2016, 1:41 am

Looking for resources on learning Hindi, the catch line proclaims -

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Forget learning how to ask directions to the nearest municipal swimming pool!! We're here to help you ...

Why that's funny, I don't know.


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15 Jul 2016, 4:58 pm

My computer science professor showed this a while back, and I thought it was funny.

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat