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16 Nov 2007, 5:13 am

In Soviet Russia, bookstore browses you!

In Soviet Russia, university graduates from you!

In Soviet Russia, shirt irons you!

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Music Theory 101: Cadences.
Authentic cadence: V-I
Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I ! !! !
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I

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16 Nov 2007, 11:56 am

In Soviet Russia, the roses stop and smell you.

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19 Nov 2007, 5:47 am

In Soviet Russia Toilet flushes YOU!

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07 Apr 2008, 2:14 am

In Soviet Russia old thread revives YOU!

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Autism Speaks: We can haz ur moneyz, Y/Y?

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07 Apr 2008, 3:04 am

In Soviet Russia

Food is scarce

Vodka is plentiful

The men are men.....

...and the sheep are nervous.

tomadao
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07 Apr 2008, 7:47 am

In Soviet Russia your dog kicks YOU!

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07 Apr 2008, 2:31 pm

At the Judge Rotenberg Center, the staff shock YOU.

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07 Apr 2008, 7:42 pm

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07 Apr 2008, 8:02 pm

In Soviet Russia blood spill YOU!

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Worry you should, if that is what you want to do.
Otherwise, just enjoy life, unless you're not into that kinda thing or you have persecution mania.

@_@ I think I'm persecuting myself.

AFC who likes KFC

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07 Apr 2008, 8:14 pm

In Soviet Russia cow milk YOU!! !

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07 Apr 2008, 8:18 pm

in soviet russia computers E-mail YOU.

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07 Apr 2008, 8:26 pm

In Soviet Russia

bread is dry

fish is smelly

weather is cold

sneaky things happen

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I live as I choose or I will not live at all.
~Delores O’Riordan

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07 Apr 2008, 11:09 pm

In Soviet Russia aspie bullies YOU!

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08 Apr 2008, 7:26 am

In Soviet Russia, you die for the sins of Jesus. (lolz)

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08 Apr 2008, 10:44 am

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
the poems write YOU!

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Once I knew everything, then I got smarter, now the only thing I know is that I know nothing.
Strange how that worked out isn't it?

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08 Apr 2008, 10:58 pm

In soviet russia, urinal pees on YOU

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