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29 Jul 2008, 4:32 pm

Plastic garbage bags, starting fluid (ether), lighter.....

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29 Jul 2008, 4:36 pm

rosered wrote:

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A mannequin, a drill, and some lubricant.

....and a banana :twisted:

How you doing? I was looking back at my old posts this afternoon and reminiscing about last summer. I miss you and some of the other regulars. I never expected you to reply to this one. Cool!

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29 Jul 2008, 4:38 pm

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A copy of Grey's Anatomy and an Exacto knife

Is it bad that that made me laugh?

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29 Jul 2008, 4:42 pm

raspberryswirl wrote:

bizarre wrote:

A copy of Grey's Anatomy and an Exacto knife

Is it bad that that made me laugh?

Not at all!

A plunger and a pull up bar.

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29 Jul 2008, 4:52 pm

Feminine hygiene items, knickers, and stain remover

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29 Jul 2008, 4:52 pm

A gun and a Linkin Park CD. Hand lotion and a Barbie calendar. A sack of oranges and a pair of roller skates. Condoms and a pregnancy test.

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29 Jul 2008, 5:40 pm

Bourbon whiskey & The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

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29 Jul 2008, 5:42 pm

Hand Lotion & The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

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29 Jul 2008, 5:42 pm

A blowtorch & a can of hairspray

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29 Jul 2008, 5:43 pm

Trigger11 wrote:

Hand Lotion & The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

I was actually going to write that but I decided not to...
...and in case you want to know why I decided not to:

Quatermass wrote:

Okay, now we're getting into sickness territory. Just to challenge yourselves, why don't you try any concept other than sex?

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29 Jul 2008, 5:46 pm

Gallon of icecream and ipecac

DJRnold
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29 Jul 2008, 5:48 pm

A tub of lard & a watermelon

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29 Jul 2008, 5:54 pm

DJRnold wrote:

Trigger11 wrote:

Hand Lotion & The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

I was actually going to write that but I decided not to...
...and in case you want to know why I decided not to:

Quatermass wrote:

Okay, now we're getting into sickness territory. Just to challenge yourselves, why don't you try any concept other than sex?

Oh yeah! I draw a blank though when thinking of other stuff. Quite a challenge indeed.

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29 Jul 2008, 5:57 pm

Trigger11 wrote:

Oh yeah! I draw a blank though when thinking of other stuff. Quite a challenge indeed.

That's alright. My last post could be considered sexual (Oh no I di-int!) :twisted:

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29 Jul 2008, 5:58 pm

Adult diapers and the complete Star Trek series.

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29 Jul 2008, 5:59 pm

100 Watermelons
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