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08 Aug 2005, 6:28 pm

And little SOCKBABY was hired to act as an advertisement for their new intelligent socks...



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08 Aug 2005, 6:29 pm

...that knew lots of answers to questions and they even made you go super speed...


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08 Aug 2005, 11:17 pm

Sockbaby got endorsed by many celebrities.



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08 Aug 2005, 11:17 pm

In fact, Sockboy got nominated for hottest man of the year by GQ magazine.



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08 Aug 2005, 11:27 pm

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In fact, Sockboy got nominated for hottest man of the year by GQ magazine.


...which angered Tom Cruise so badly that he said Sockbaby was misinformed and mentally weak.



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08 Aug 2005, 11:31 pm

...so Sockboy tackled Tom Cruise and injected him with a cocktail of antipsychotic drugs.



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08 Aug 2005, 11:33 pm

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...so Sockboy tackled Tom Cruise and injected him with a cocktail of antipsychotic drugs.


In his stupor, Tom Cruise admitted he'd taken drugs for Post-partum depression.

((out of story: I can't wait to see where that one goes))



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09 Aug 2005, 1:32 am

When asked the next day, Tom denied saying this. Only on a full moon does his personality allow him to admit to this...

[sorry i've gone over the word limit - i can't help myself :S]


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09 Aug 2005, 3:31 am

But Hate Eternal, Behemoth and Blood Red Throne knew what to do...


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09 Aug 2005, 3:31 am

They crucified Tom Cruise and fed his hair to a bald man called Fred.


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09 Aug 2005, 3:35 am

...which caused Fred to become just as crazy as Tom Cruise.



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09 Aug 2005, 3:37 am

And so Fred ate his child's brains. But Fat-Grey-Jumper was annoyed...


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09 Aug 2005, 9:14 am

So Fat Grey Jumper went off and slapped Fred.



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09 Aug 2005, 9:14 am

After that, he went to go find Katie Holmes.



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09 Aug 2005, 9:15 am

Katie Holmes, as it turned out, was not interested in him.



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09 Aug 2005, 9:15 am

As a result, Fat Grey Jumper squashed Katie Holmes with his big body.