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09 Oct 2011, 11:32 pm

Modern remixes of popular nursery rhymes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a pail of water
On the way down Jack fell and broke his crown
Jill laughed and collected the liability insurance
before leaving Jack for a candlestick jumper of
equal aptitude.

Mary had a little lamb
with fleece as white as snow
until Mary became quite contrary
with the three men in her tub
the butcher, baker and candlestick maker
and sold the sheep for a security system.



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10 Oct 2011, 3:54 am

If you distill 4 parts cheese and 1 part bacon you get a wonderful substance. It's called eeson and it's the essence of pure flavor.



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10 Oct 2011, 1:33 pm

johnsmcjohn wrote:
If you distill 4 parts cheese and 1 part bacon you get a wonderful substance. It's called eeson and it's the essence of pure flavor.


i don't want to eat any of that.Image



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10 Oct 2011, 1:55 pm

'eeson' backwards isn't 'no see'...Sylkat



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10 Oct 2011, 2:07 pm

I love alcohol, it's so tasty to me and its effects are even more awesome. I despise those booze haters.



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10 Oct 2011, 2:45 pm

I burn readily, and with a small blue flame.


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11 Oct 2011, 9:12 am

Sylkat wrote:
'Mom' Taupey was not 'IN' the Air Force...she RAN the Air Force...Sylkat :)
Indeed I did. :D


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11 Oct 2011, 6:14 pm

Eating meat is healthy.


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11 Oct 2011, 6:17 pm

Animals like to be butchered and cruelly enslaved so they can please your palate.


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11 Oct 2011, 7:40 pm

I am rated "M" for "malicious." :x


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11 Oct 2011, 7:58 pm

aussiebloke wrote:
Animals like to be butchered and cruelly enslaved so they can please your palate.
You sound like my daughter who's not an animal rights activist and vegan.


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11 Oct 2011, 9:20 pm

I'm wearing a pink thong and a bikini top.


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11 Oct 2011, 9:25 pm

i invented the internet.



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11 Oct 2011, 9:52 pm

auntblabby is Al Gore. :P


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11 Oct 2011, 10:28 pm

auntblabby is kilgore trout. :P



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11 Oct 2011, 10:46 pm

I love cottage cheese.


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